George Washington

An insanely unexpected dn joke.

You: ayo yk George Washington

Some dumbass : George Washington who?
You: George washin a ton of deez nut in your mouth

by No gay , man May 15, 2021

George Washington

George Washington was obviously the first president of the U.S. As of 2019 he was born 287 years ago.
Calling someone a George Washington is the same as calling them old.

'George Washington looking bitch'- Hodgetwins talking about an 88 year old.

by 0zymandiasI February 28, 2019

George Washington

When a man chops off his balls and staples them to another man's forehead.

Brandon George Washingtoned Alex.

by Reddick January 8, 2011

George Washington

The 26th president of the United States

George Washington is the most badass person to ever live, just not as much as the man, the myth, the legend...SCOTT STERLING!

by Pepe Dankmeme January 7, 2017

George Washington

When you poke a shit out and rub it in the mouth of an unconscious person to make it look like they have wooden teeth, then you stick a powdered wig on them.

On President's Day, I busted out the powdered wig and did a George Washington to my friend while he was sleeping to honor the first president.

by Felicia Fancybottom July 29, 2009

George Washington

The act of when a chick gives a guy a blowjob and the guy cums all over the girls face, then the two people make out and then the guy sticks his fist up the woman's vagina and while she's honking during that, the guy shits in her mouth

Wanna do a George Washington?

by Cars let October 26, 2016

george washington surprise

When a male puts his erect penis into the mouth of an unconcious female. When she wakes up, she has a mouth full of wood. Thus the name "george washington surprise"

Dude, I gave that chick a george washington surprise after she passed out, and she didn't realize till she woke up.

The other day I woke up to a george washington surprise. I still haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth.

by Michael Giordano February 1, 2007