“i don’t know whether i love or hate this gaydemic” says steve, the
homosexual at the bar
“oh my god it’s just dudes on dudes and girls on girls nowadays, we’re going through such a gaydemic” says adam, the
homophobic guy at the other end of the bar.
the bartender looks between them and eyes the camera. his gaydar is impeccable and he knows this homophobe is a repressed part of the lgbtq+ community. he senses tension… gay tension.
* 1 year later *
the bartender looks between adam and steve at the altar as they recite they’re vows to each other. none of them is aware of the amount of bad biblical jokes that are to come, but it’s ok, they are in love.