Gaston

A guy who ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. And now that he is grown, he eats five dozen eggs. So he's roughly the size of a barge. He is a great guy better than any Tom, Dick or Stanley. You can bet that he won't give you up till he falls into an abyss.

Guy: Man I've never seen anyone eat as many eggs as Gaston.
Woman: Gaston.
Woman/Guy: That guy is a real Gaston, have you seen how many eggs he can eat?

by BEANSBUTBETTER November 4, 2020

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Gaston Warson

When someone goes to a Mcdonalds and orders a double bigmac

Person 1: Yo lets go to mcdonalds
Person 2: You are so Gaston Warson

by Humitachiken May 14, 2025

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Gaston

The most handsome boyfriend that I've ever had.

I love his curly hair and his green-honey eyes. He is incredibly loving, always making me feel special and cherished.

X: Who is this guy?
Y: My beautiful boyfriend, Gaston...

by josefinapurpurina March 4, 2024

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Gaston grunt

Creating a hinderance for an opposing tennis player in a match by imitating the mating call of the African water buffalo when striking the ball.

I can’t concentrate with that Gaston grunt during this tennis match.

by Chickasaw Caper August 2, 2024

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pulled a gaston

1. When you act too confident often only to be proved instantly wrong (especially by attractive red head girls)

2. When you expect the world to fall at your feet for performing simple jobs

1.

Guy 1: Shit that guy really thought he was right he looked so stupid just then

Guy 2: guess he just pulled a Gaston

2.

Guy 1: Wow did you see how good he felt after cutting up that fruit even though it’s part of his job?!
Guy 2: yeah he really pulled a Gaston

by Beauty and the beast 123 February 18, 2021

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