Gassy Mauro

A state of extreme flatulence experienced by Mauro, a Dutch, pepperoni pizza-loving, LEGO Darth Vader head-throwing, Fortnite-addicted Muslim. This condition is triggered by consuming one burrito too many, combined with an excessive intake of cola mixed with Jack Daniel's.

After devouring three burritos and chugging a liter of Jack and cola, Mauro transformed into Gassy Mauro, clearing the room with his legendary fumes during an all-night Fortnite session.

by maurofiel July 25, 2025

Gassy goodness

Farts that one believes is hot or attractive(if the person has a fart fetish.)

Aw, dear, don't fret. No one's judging you here. Now try letting out that gassy goodness.

by BfdiSimone February 29, 2024

Gassy Thompson

A mixed drink made of 1/2 parts Guinness 1/2 parts Hot Chocolate. Named after a blue ski route at Keystone resort, it is a commonly served drink at local watering holes and vendors at the resort.

I’ll order a Gassy Thompson for that lady in blue at the corner of the bar.

by SirDinkleMan July 11, 2025

Gassy Jassy

Moans in calls Hooya and has bad comebacks. He screams what a lot and hits Mekael from the back

Gassy Jassy was moaning with bad comebacks

by bowling balls May 12, 2022

Gassy Ass Syndrome

An internal deadly (for the one who smells the farts) colon rotting disease that when released out of the anus smells akin to a dying animal in a sewer full of rotten boiled eggs. Only 1/1000 people have this horrible disease. Famous painter, Jacques Felipe Rogiar, died from smelling noxious gas released by his assistant, Georgio, who had Gassy Ass Syndrome.

Charlie Sheen: Goddamn. What is that horrible smell?
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom June 5, 2025

Gassy Fingers

Fingers belonging to those full of hot air and smell of shit

I got a lot of taps from those NFG gassy fingers for healing. But now I smell too!

by Hungry Hippo FFS April 16, 2022

incredible gassy

a fat obese green gay mr incredible that jumps on a giant dildo and rips the nastiest fucking ass ever observed by humankind. animated by bobocomics sometime last thursday it became a forced meme when it was spammed on the sharty and became more mainstream when twitter and tiktok tourists got ahold of its "wind".

this page needs a hero! it needs.. INCREDIBLE GASSY!!!

by poopson gasthlete April 10, 2024