Psycho slut stripper who accused three Duke Lacrosse players of rape and tried to ruin their lives. She was later found to have 5 different men's semen on and in her, but no lacrosse players.
Be careful with scandalous strippers. You don't want one of them going all Crystal Gail Mangum on your ass!
by JusticeForAll July 13, 2007
Get the Crystal Gail Mangummug. More formally know as Assc. Gail Lewis is a highly decorated ten year veteran of Walmart.
A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
by anonymous November 26, 2023
Get the Gail Lewismug. When your girlfriend or female friend leaves their purse at your house, you and your friends fill it up with as much of your cum as possible.
by Jonathan Cumrag August 12, 2021
Get the gailedmug. by moonyhoots January 18, 2023
Get the Gailmug. A funny person with a sometimes weird personality and finds some great friends. And is a terrible singer. But overall pretty great
Emma-gail should come back to history class
by AnOliviaRodrigoStanLOL November 24, 2021
Get the Emma-gailmug. A woman who uses her special parts to seduce all genders. Often quite angry and strict with a violent tendencies
by Army man Paul October 27, 2019
Get the Gail’s Gashmug. Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
by HoeCheeks November 26, 2023
Get the Gail Lewismug.