The state of being one gets due to the comfort of a futon or similar sofas especially while playing video games or watching football. A person experiencing futon coma generally does not move unless acted upon by an outside force.
Fred: Yo, you want to go hit the club tonight?
Jim: Nah man I am experiencing some major futon coma, but there's room for one more, we'll play some MW3.
Jim: Nah man I am experiencing some major futon coma, but there's room for one more, we'll play some MW3.
by jd4_7 November 24, 2011
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Get the Futon Method mug.n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.
Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.
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Get the Human Futon mug.The feeling of being high or a movie star (This is a great feeling that is not dangerous). You can also say this word just randomly outloud when you are bored.
"I feel so chronic futon right about now." - Dog The Bounty Hunter
"There is a chronic futon in mi pantalones." -Barry Bonds
"Dude, chronic futon" -Ethan
"There is a chronic futon in mi pantalones." -Barry Bonds
"Dude, chronic futon" -Ethan
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