Futon Coma

The state of being one gets due to the comfort of a futon or similar sofas especially while playing video games or watching football. A person experiencing futon coma generally does not move unless acted upon by an outside force.

Fred: Yo, you want to go hit the club tonight?
Jim: Nah man I am experiencing some major futon coma, but there's room for one more, we'll play some MW3.

by jd4_7 November 24, 2011

Futon Turd

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

by Hook em Horns February 11, 2009

Futon method

When you fold down the back seats of your car with a partner to have my room.

When i was with Kenzie we were in my car and i used the Futon method

by Johnbooth July 19, 2024

Futon Method

When you have a partner in your back seat and fold down your backseats to make a bigger area for you and your partner

When I was with chloe we were in my back seat and i used the futon method

by Johnbooth July 19, 2024

captain futon

n. a guy who sleeps on a futon...and particularly likes to tell you when he is transforming it from couch to bed form or vise versa.

Captain Futon to girl: I think im gonna lie down on my futon, gimme a second to transform it from couch to bed form.

by randomness42467 February 21, 2009

Human Futon

A friendly girl who enjoys showering with entire athletic teams and has more random guys pass out on her than a Frat room futon.

Wow Katy, you and the entire football team? You are such a human futon.

by Hey Buddy July 2, 2008

chronic futon

The feeling of being high or a movie star (This is a great feeling that is not dangerous). You can also say this word just randomly outloud when you are bored.

"I feel so chronic futon right about now." - Dog The Bounty Hunter

"There is a chronic futon in mi pantalones." -Barry Bonds

"Dude, chronic futon" -Ethan

by dirtysokz3883 July 30, 2007