A Futon attempts to be both bed and couch, but makes a terrible bed and a terrible couch. The Futon Effect is a force which dooms many similar attempts to a similar fate.
Spork. A spork is that funny eating thing that is half-spoon and half-fork. Intended for camping, this unnecessary invention makes very bothersome the eating of either liquid or solid food, and thus can be said to suffer from The Futon Effect.
by JAKiii March 9, 2010
To have sexual intercourse on a futon.
Guy 1: Hey what happened to Timmy last night?
Guy 2: Timmy had 25 shots of vodka and ended up having futon fun with Torrie.
Guy 1: No Way! Way to go Timmy Tivo!
Guy 2: Timmy had 25 shots of vodka and ended up having futon fun with Torrie.
Guy 1: No Way! Way to go Timmy Tivo!
by Willy Wonkah February 17, 2010
by sneederbee November 29, 2011
A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.
by uglysinglesclub March 30, 2007
by Staffro November 4, 2010
A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.
Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!
by uglysinglesclub April 6, 2007
A phony Louis Vuitton bag worn by girls trying to act rich.
(popularized in Broken Under Interrogation, a novel of urban decay)
(popularized in Broken Under Interrogation, a novel of urban decay)
by Robert McGillicuddy March 17, 2010