Fur Dragon

A small, domesticated creature that flies around the cave that it inhabits. Many varieties exist of different shapes, colors, attitudes. These creatures exhibit great bursts of energy for short periods of time but spend the majority of their time hidden away, resting. In many cultures the fur dragon is more commonly referred to as the domestic house cat.

Friend 1: Dude, what just ran into the room and across the back of the couch?
Friend 2: Oh, that was just a fur dragon.
Friend 1: A fur dragon?
Friend 2: Yeah, you know, a cat... they fly around like furry little dragons.

by Archibald Surlington, Jr. September 2, 2011

porn fur

Thick chest hair

1. Oh, girl! Did you see his porn fur sticking out the top of his shirt?
2. I love twirling my fingers through his porn fur.
3. He asked me if I wanted him to trim his porn fur. I said no.

by Sleazy_P October 19, 2020

fur bunny

n. 1. Human females who pursue or are attracted to hirsute men. 2. Ladies that become sexually aroused in the presence or with the thought of a hairy potential lover. 3. Girls and women who date and/or marry Jewish and/or Sicilian males.

Myra is a total fur bunny, she can't get enough of this dago's chest!

by boo boo the bear November 2, 2009

Furness-Nightcap

When at the end of a night out drinking you offer a goodnight hug to a female friend and attempt to slip a finger in her anus.

I gave Jenny a sweet "Furness-Nightcap" before she went home last night!

by Mr_Toasty February 27, 2011

freezer fur

slang term for, "freezer burn".

Uh, I don't know if you want this--there's freezer fur all over it.

by mamma murder December 16, 2010

Fur Tugger

When a girl wears a tail during sex and the man uses the tail as an anchor to pound her harder.

I know you like being kinky, but don’t wear a tail if you fuck John, he’s a Fur Tugger.

by TitCruncher October 10, 2018

Fur Pit

A cooter, a furry, furry unshaved cooter; also the back of a car wherein dogs are often placed as passengers, the seats are covered in hair, hence the name; the two are often confused, leadng to awkward misunderstandings and uncomfortable situations; also a polar bear habitat.

Ali, I won't make you sit in my fur pit, ride up front, now please massage my fur pit with that thing I bought from Sky Mall, then we'll go to the Memphis Zoo and hang out in the Arctic Fur Pit.

by Jenna1234567890 April 26, 2011