corporate fungus

A seemingly harmless but utterly deadly disease. Characterized by septic infections of chain stores and restaurants over what was once healthy prairie, forest, farmland or wetland on the edge of a city. Causes a swelling of minivans and SUV s and massive hemorrhaging from privately owned small businesses in both city and country. The spread of the fungus is inevitable. It is symbiotic with and related to the housing development.

I'd love to go to that surplus store way out of town, but the whole area has a bad case of the corporate fungus.

by Capitalist Pig December 25, 2008

Gaming Fungus

A disease that is caught after one spends an entire day playing video games.

Johnathan: " I miss Jacob."
Jimmy: "What happened to him?"

Jonathan: "He caught gaming fungus."

by weeb2324 January 4, 2021

butt fungus

A fool, idiot, moron, retard.

You left the food in the oven, you butt fungus.

by Joel Joseph April 25, 2006

booty fungus

The crust that develops around the anus from not wiping correctly.

When billy mooned us, everyone laughed at all the booty fungus he had.

by joey gallinal November 5, 2007

fungus dripping

Taking lsd and mushrooms at the same time

Homie 1: yo I was so fucked up fungus dripping last night.

Homie 2 : I told you bro that shrooms n acid was a killer combo

by marshwallow May 14, 2018

A fungus amungus

A person who is toxic and a despicable human being near a group of people.

There is a fungus amungus. Hurry let's get away from it.

by Lochad November 18, 2019

Bustling Fungus

A fungus that is positively bustling.

"dude, do you see that Bustling Fungus over there?"
"oh yeah dude, that thing's totally Bustling!"

by TheCumSwapKing September 9, 2023