Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

Proof that Plato's Ring of Gyges was a prophecy.

In Plato's Republic, Socrates proposes what a person would do if they were given the Ring of Gyges, which turns a person invisible and essentially anonymous. Would they still have an incentive to be just under such circumstances? We now know what's like because of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. Let's just say, the results do not reflect well on man.

by RandomAssDude November 7, 2011

Fuckwad

you

You: *does anything*

everyone: you fuckwad

by boobsburp March 24, 2025

Fuckwad

A synonym for shithead or asshole

"Adams a fuckwad"
"Yeah he's such an asshole"
TLDR: Fuck Adam.

by Beepbot5000 May 17, 2021

fuckwad

The word to say when you've lost an argument.

Guy 1: "So as you can see, this evidence proves why it is impossible for pizza to be classified as a vegetable."
Guy 2: "Yeah right, fuckwad, like I would ever believe you!"

by robotsfrommars March 26, 2020

Fuckwad

A fucking idiot that acts like a chad.

“Did you just strike a hammer with a hammer? God you are such a fuckwad!”

by Yours truly1212202 December 6, 2022

Fuckwad

A more intense way of calling somebody an idiot.

Johnny you fuckwad, thats my dead wife you ejaculated on!

by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018

pathetic fuckwad

Loser of a person who is depressed 24/7

I’m such a pathetic fuckwad

by Mrpenguin662 June 21, 2021