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Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory

Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad

Proof that Plato's Ring of Gyges was a prophecy.
In Plato's Republic, Socrates proposes what a person would do if they were given the Ring of Gyges, which turns a person invisible and essentially anonymous. Would they still have an incentive to be just under such circumstances? We now know what's like because of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory. Let's just say, the results do not reflect well on man.
by RandomAssDude November 7, 2011
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Fuckwad

A more intense way of calling somebody an idiot.
Johnny you fuckwad, thats my dead wife you ejaculated on!
by DingleDryfuss December 3, 2018
mugGet the Fuckwadmug.

Fuckwad

Did you just strike a hammer with a hammer? God you are such a fuckwad!”
by Yours truly1212202 December 6, 2022
mugGet the Fuckwadmug.

pathetic fuckwad

Loser of a person who is depressed 24/7
by Mrpenguin662 June 21, 2021
mugGet the pathetic fuckwadmug.

Fuckwad

A person who doesn't know how to operate their vehicle's turn signal
I had to slam on my brakes because of the fuckwad in front of me.
by WitchIsIn February 10, 2022
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fuckwad

The word to say when you've lost an argument.
Guy 1: "So as you can see, this evidence proves why it is impossible for pizza to be classified as a vegetable."
Guy 2: "Yeah right, fuckwad, like I would ever believe you!"
by robotsfrommars March 26, 2020
mugGet the fuckwadmug.

turbo fuckwad

A waste of time. A homosapiens who, upon receiving logical arguments, proceeds to allow them to become spaghettified by the black hole of his/hers/zims/zers own braincase. An unmyelinated lagomorph. A stupid stupid retard born of denial and lack of situational awareness.
I went to the store about 15 minutes before it was closing to check out the frozen pizzas right quick and this turbo fuckwad teenager turns the lighting off right in front of me. I asked him if he could give me a second, and he somewhat mumbles about the closing time or something stupid before scrawny stepping back to his dipshit station.
by Rockman X October 2, 2021
mugGet the turbo fuckwadmug.

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