Freeway Raped

When one forces themself into a spot on the freeway where they weren't wanted/didn't fit.

"So i was just driving along and this dumb b**** freeway raped me."

by AnnoyedBeyond... September 25, 2011

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LA Freeway

When a bartender takes a bar mat and pours the excess liquors into a shot glass and you drink it.

Hey Dude..I want a LA Freeway. Whats that man, its just all the shit thats overflown from random drinks that you mix and drink. YUMYUMYUM!

by Shawwwwwwty August 3, 2007

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Grandma on the freeway

Someone of any age and any gender that drives too slow or under the speed limit that frustrates the person that gets stuck behind them.

Oh damn, another grandma on the freeway that I can't get around from and this dude not even old.

by cpetkunas April 8, 2019

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A nickname for the set of US highway 71 in Kansas City, Missouri that stretches from 39th street to 71st street. Most violent crimes in Kansas City are committed within a five mile radius of this highway.

Shit man I'm on FELONY FREEWAY!

by Bob122222 February 11, 2009

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Freeway Blogger

A person who places political banners (usually home made) so they can be seen by large numbers of drivers.

"ecopocalypse now" is one of the most common slogans put up by the California Freeway Blogger this year.

by Tasno September 5, 2012

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freeway fag

one who tailgates; one who insists on riding the ass - hence the term "fag" - of the vehicle in front of him. Such behavior arises from the deluded notion that close proximity will cause the other motorist to speed up or pull over, but turns out to be little more than a futile prepubescent grasp at control caused by a pronounced inferiority complex.

"Can you read this bumper sticker? Then get off my ass, freeway fag!"

by Driving School April 7, 2009

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