free willy

n. term used to describe a morbidly obese person,

usually weighing at least 500 pounds.

Tom: "Who ate all the twinkies?"
Larry: "I bet it was free willy."

by b1llgates November 14, 2009

Pulled a Free Willy

Barely squeaking by (or barely passing), or pulling it out of your ass.

In reference to the radio show, "The Bobby Bones Show" - when the cast was playing The Name Game, the cohost Lunchbox barely squeaked by naming "Free Willy" as a "Bill" or "William," thus causing controversy in the studio.

"So did you pass that English final?"

"Yeah, I totally pulled a Free Willy! I got a D minu

by bellinblack6 September 28, 2008

Free Willy Style

1. Doing as one pleases with no regard for the consequences that may occur.

1. I processed this request Free Willy Style, without the proper documentation.

by dontcha know who i am July 16, 2009

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

free willy

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.

This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.

Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.

by Shepshape June 22, 2021

Free Willy

When you self-fellate, cum in your own mouth, then spit it in the air as you jump over a young child shouting "FREE WILLY" causing the cum to land on your own back as you do it

Last night I was bored of shagging Barbara so I decided to give myself the old "Free Willy" with her son Joseph.

It was amazing!

by RichterBlowhole July 30, 2021

Free Willy

When forward deployed during operation Cobra Gold, a Marine chooses to swim into the open ocean and whilst either frog kicking or back stroking begins to evacuate bowels into said body of water.

Hey cpl Marine is Free willying! What nasty little bandini piggy

by J^2mafia July 24, 2023