free willy

n. term used to describe a morbidly obese person,

usually weighing at least 500 pounds.
Tom: "Who ate all the twinkies?"
Larry: "I bet it was free willy."
by b1llgates November 14, 2009
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Pulled a Free Willy

Barely squeaking by (or barely passing), or pulling it out of your ass.

In reference to the radio show, "The Bobby Bones Show" - when the cast was playing The Name Game, the cohost Lunchbox barely squeaked by naming "Free Willy" as a "Bill" or "William," thus causing controversy in the studio.
"So did you pass that English final?"

"Yeah, I totally pulled a Free Willy! I got a D minu
by bellinblack6 August 04, 2008
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Free Willy Style

1. Doing as one pleases with no regard for the consequences that may occur.
1. I processed this request Free Willy Style, without the proper documentation.
by dontcha know who i am July 16, 2009
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free willy society

When you're taking a piss in public and someone walks by, you don't stop pissing and yell "free willy society"
Person 1: *pissing in a bush*
Person 2: bro why are you pissing in public
Person 1: FREE WILLY SOCIETY!
by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024
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Free Willy

The act of a guy going pee without touching his willy.
"Yeah bro there was no soap in the restroom"
"What did you do then?"
"I went free willy"
by Maurice the conqueror September 16, 2021
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free willy

During a play of any sports involving a ball, watching the ball go over one's head and doing nothing to prevent the opposite team from earning score.
Oh come on! You are suppose to catch the rebounds, not free willy them.
by ironsol8 August 30, 2007
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Free Willy

A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.
As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).
by QuacksO July 29, 2017
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