Group Of Franks

A bunch of fuckwits

Did you see those guys over there - what a group of franks

by Frankh8r February 7, 2018

don't touch that, it's franks

melissa(the one with herpes) will never offer you a pillow to sleep on at night, a blanket when you're freezing, a coughdrop when you're coughing your lungs out, a can of coke, a paper cup of sink water, a plate to eat, a napkin to wipe your face, her toilet, lipgloss, a rubberband, shoes if you're barefoot and there's broken glass eveywhere, and she won't let you even sit on the couch or turn on the tv. why? because everything belongs to frank.

me: melissa, can i use your house phone?
melissa: wtf no. frank pays for that, tanya.
me: well, can you atleast give me a quarter so i can use a payphone?
melissa: a quarter? have you gone insane? how is frank going to pay his bus fare for work tomorrow?

by snootch87 March 7, 2005

Franks Monkey

n. Lord of fevers and Plagues, the Franks Monkey, a noted Communist and simian, leaves a 10 mile wide wake of destruction wherever he goes. The Frnaks monkey cannot be stopped, only contained, and doing so often proves fatal, as the loss of life, limb, or genetalia, is sure to follow shortly. Like a force of nature, Franks monkey is an unstoppable raging juggernaught of Marxist malarky, though he can be easily confused. The Franks monkey can be identified by his large communist hat and the bright gold star in the middle, and the words "Franks Monkey" sprawled in blood accross the bill. AKA Grilla Pimp!

"I was walking through the park, kicking puppies, when Franks Monkey rolled up on my shit, put the pimp hand down on me and slammed me against a telephone pole while spouting communist rhetoric, and singing the russian national anthem!"

by Steve Dave April 22, 2004

franks

1. blissful food
2. having the same meaning/exchangeable with "thanks"

Franks has the best food.
Eating franks last night was so romantic.

by Chris Lou April 13, 2008

Frawesome

fucking rocking awesome

thats frawesome ur parents let you go out

by Sacha November 22, 2003

Frankston

Every comedian's favourite suburb to put-down.

Julian: What about you love where are you from. Wait, let me guess, Frankston?

Chas: I had to do a gig in Adelaide the other day. Man it's like Frankston with churches!

by The Man with the Golden Gun January 16, 2013

Perfectly Franks

A restaurant started by Tara and Tony after Famous Uncle Als. Serves classic, but tasty foods such as hot dogs, cheese burgers, fries, and a whole list of sandwiches and more.

Brandon: Dude, have you been to Perfectly Franks at the shopping center near Edinburgh?
Wayne: Yea man, I had a fried chicken sandwich and that sh*t was bomb!
Brandon: Yea sure the food, but the owners, those two hot chicks, Dever and Tina, are F'ing smokin'!
Wayne: Hell yea they are! I hear they're like 19 and 20 and already own their own store!
Brandon: That's insane! They've got some serious ambition.

by Brandon Humphries December 24, 2008