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Functionally High 

When a person smokes enough marijuana to feel its effects, but not enough to alter competence at regular daily tasks or create a lasting low after the effects have worn off.

Becoming functionally high is a skill that comes naturally for some, and for others takes a long time to develop and master.
Person 1: I just got some killer bud from a friend of mine. Wanna smoke?

Person 2: Ok, but I have work in an hour. I guess I'll go in functionally high.
Functionally High by DJAlexxander September 8, 2011

fictional sexual 

When someone has a sexual feeling to a fictional character or characters.
fictional sexual by Beckra May 22, 2017

frictionless person 

The stereotypical frictionless person dresses neatly but unobtrusively, typically works from a laptop from anywhere in the world and pays contactless for everything.
Frictionless persons’ prefer to frequent Starbucks.
frictionless person by Glycine March 31, 2021

fully functional

A term used to describe a pre-op transexual who can still ejaculate semen out of their penis.
TS Girl: "I've got a 7 inch lollypop and I'm fully functional."
fully functional by wordfacts April 14, 2010

functional high 

When you use a vape (mflb) to smoke bud and it hit's just right and you are able to go out and be high with people around, but no one notices.
Person: Dude how are you able to go out a be yourself and still be high?
Me: I use a (mflb) and it hit's just right, so it gives me a functional high.
functional high by Andy'sCandy October 9, 2016

frictionlessness 

A word that Cody Ko created after using frictionless and getting hate for it
The app I made had a frictionlessness design