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Four Lokoed

When you have consumed a four loko and your night begins to get a bit hazy. You may do something that you would not have done unless you were drinking a four loko. This may not be compared to drinking 16 beers because it is even more wild
Girl:Damn Erica sure had a rough night

Girl 2: yeah I heard she was all four lokoed on that guy

Girl: Really? I would have never thought she would have been on him

Girl2: It was the loko girl... she couldn't control herself
by cavelady_CW November 1, 2010
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Dizzy Four Loko Bat

A very fun drinking game. The rules are as follows:
1. Pour a Four Loko (or any other energized alcoholic beverage) into a wiffle ball bat
2. The person now has to chug the Four Loko out of the wiffle ball bat and the person watching has to count how many seconds it takes the other person to chug
3. Once done chugging, the chugger gives the wiffle ball bat to the watcher
4. However many seconds it took the person to chug is the amount of time the watcher gets to beat the shit out of the chugger.
John: Timenzo! It took you 25 seconds to chug. I now will proceed to beat the living shit out of you with this wiffle ball bat for approximately 25 seconds.

Timenzo: Fuck my Life!! Dizzy Four Loko Bat is Insane!
by realhoodnigga12345 November 27, 2010
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Four Loko

1. A 12% alcohol content drink in a huge can guaranteed to mess you up, make you stupid AND late for whatever you've got planned the next day

2. A ridiculous mix of alcohol and energy drink that's fun with the first, sex comes with the second, and throwing up with the third (possibly dying too depending on your drinking regularity.
I have had one Four Loko before typing this definition and am going for my second one now.
by KingRebel_MattyIce August 26, 2021
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Four Loko

an alcoholic beverage that the only high-schoolers drink.
John: Ahh dude, you missed it i was buzzed with four lokos last night.

Peter: Dude, fuck four loko. Four loko are for high schoolers.
by koi1212121 July 6, 2010
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four loko

an energy drink with alcohol. and you wont get messd up ofF of one.
"Common Tanya lets go drink some of them bad ass drinks."

"Oh What do u mean?, them four lokos?

"Yah them, cuz were locas for lokos :)!!"

"Ya foo WE GONNA BE DRINKING TONIGHT"
by angelica n tanya November 2, 2009
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Four Loko

A 12% alcoholic beverage with caprisun taste that with half a can you already feel your legs numb in a "what the fuck, my legs are there but they dont respond a shit, how im i even capable to walk" sensation
-This Four loko taste good
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD
by guitarboy7 August 4, 2018
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Four Loko

A drink made for pussies. Extremely low alcohol content but will make a basic bitch pretend like it’s getting her drunk.
I’m gonna go get drunk while drinking a four lokos.
by Treyverse October 8, 2020
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