fly fossil

When a person goes number two in a hot plastic outhouse that is infested with flies. The flies get trapped between the static layer of dung and the incoming layer of butter.

Wow! That Taco Bell tore me up! I must have made at least a dozen fly fossils in that plastic crapper!

by Redneckdanger July 3, 2018

fossil

a fossil is when a peice of pot/weed/tobaco becomes lodged between the roach and paper of a spliff which can offten lead to a hole in the paper making it less air tight and harder to toke

bob: damn i got a fossil in my roach!
bill: well dont dig it out, you'll trash the spliff.

by djadenosine March 12, 2007

internet fossil

A person who does not understand today's generation comedy/ memes.

*sends Jacob a cursed image*
Jacob: "ok??"
me: "you're such an internet fossil"

by seulgiie September 13, 2019

Fossil Blue

A cool kind of watch made by Fossil. Usually has a blue screen, hence the name Fossil Blue.

Dude, I just got a Fossil Blue for my graduation! Wait, wtf?

by Philip George September 18, 2005

sock fossils

Small pieces of lint that appear on your feet after removing your socks.

Hey, sucka... you should really wash your feet before putting on your flip-flops. Them sock fossils make you look like you have hobbit feet.

by Apecreature June 16, 2011

Dropping a Fossil

1) To defecate such that the stool makes an audible noise upon hitting the water of the toilet

2) To defecate after having refrained from doing so for a sufficient duration of time to render the act painful, but satisfying

1) "I could totally hear the guy in the next stall dropping a fossil"

2) "Dude, I just dropped the biggest fossil... feels AMAZING."

by Clamler March 5, 2013

text fossil

Noun.

A text message from an individual you used to speak with, hangout with, and or hookup with long ago. So long ago it's almost as if their text is the only remnants of that life you used to live in which you knew that person.

Susie: I got a text from Drew asking if I wanted to hangout tonight
Katie: who's Drew?
Susie: I haven't talked to him in ages! It was a text fossil!

by Lemmesubmitthis December 12, 2016