Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.
"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"
by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005
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"I don't talk to my formerly anymore"; "I haven't seen a member of my formerly for a long time now."; "I come from a dysfunctional formerly".
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The territory was once but a mere province of the Soviet Empire, they tried the independent thing before Russia moved back in.
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by THE FORMER YUGOSLAV REPUBLIC OF MACEDONIAN CITIZEN October 16, 2003
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Peyton Manning, Chris Leak, The Boston Red Sox(2004), The Chicago White Sox(2005), and John Elway were all chokers but won the big game and are now former chokers
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