Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part
by Jedathon March 30, 2011
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Little Johnny wasn’t about to fess up to his afternoon of fapping with Pam when his mom got home and asked what the hell happened to her full can of cooking oil spray.
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Purposely engaging in racially-offensive speech for the purpose of complaining about the subsequent accusations of racism.
The word was coined by a commenter after Matthew Yglesias, an author and major political blogger, bemoaned the lack of a suitable term for the behavior on his blog.
It plays off of the sports-related definition of flop. In both cases the flopper is trying to make the other person's behavior appear to be the problem. For the race flopper the "foul" is usually being too PC.
The word was coined by a commenter after Matthew Yglesias, an author and major political blogger, bemoaned the lack of a suitable term for the behavior on his blog.
It plays off of the sports-related definition of flop. In both cases the flopper is trying to make the other person's behavior appear to be the problem. For the race flopper the "foul" is usually being too PC.
by Xelgaex August 12, 2009
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Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.
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Foreplay to frotting, where two limp penises are smacked together until peak arousel occurs. Once both penises are fully engorged ample frotting will inevitably occur. See frotting.
Foreplay to frotting, where two limp penises are smacked together until peak arousel occurs. Once both penises are fully engorged ample frotting will inevitably occur. See frotting.
Jared was very upset after his miserable performance that day, so Tyler took it upon himself to cheer him up with copious amounts of violent fropping,which lead to a long enduring session of sweaty, hot frotting. Vivaciously.
by CamNewton January 11, 2011
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