Foops

Condition in which you fart while taking a poop.

I was trying to talk on the phone in the bathroom, but the other person in there had a major case of the foops.

by bmsnell April 1, 2011

Foop

The extremely repulsive fart that is emitted as you try to hold in a load. Often characterized by their terd-like odor, this problem can only be solved by simply finding a bathroom and letting the smelly poop out.

Dude #1: "Eww, did you just smell that foop??"

Dude #2: "Yeah man, that was nasty stuff"

by Mutantgoat475 August 25, 2009

Foop

a more user friendly version of the word "shart". When you think you are going to cut a fart but, suprise, more than just the air escapes!

Hey Randy! Pull my finger. Oh Damn! I just fooped my pants bro. Take me home so I can change.

by Slim Jacklepappy May 15, 2008

Foop

The evil opposite of Cosmo and Wandas baby Poof on Fairly odd Parents. Foop is square and blue. He loves total domination although he never gets it.

Foop tried to kill the world again but Poof saved us.

by Biofag July 13, 2011

Foop

1. To masturbate (fap) to a foot/feet.

2. The onomatopoeia for a footjob.

I can't help but foop every time I go to the beach.

Foop foop foop foop

by The Podiatrist August 29, 2013

foop

v. This happens when you fart first and then a little poop comes out. The total opposite of shart - meaning to shit and then fart.

Yesterday I fooped and had to go to the restroom to wipe.

by imacowhunter March 6, 2006

Foop

A combination between the words fuck and poop. It's more sophisticated than fuck, but not as juvenile as poop. Generally used to express shock or disdain.

Mel-"People are actually reading our entry!"
Maggie-"Really? What the foop?!"

or

Johnny- "Man, I got an F on the test! What the foop?!"

by thehoodedmongeese September 6, 2009