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Venus fly trap

I threw a dollar on the stage and the stripper Venus fly trapped it.
by Keen-1 February 1, 2010
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canadian fly trap

When you cum on a girls stomach and have her sit on your face. The goal is to make her cum before your swimmers get in your mouth.
How did I become gay? I tried a canadian fly trap that failed. Turns out I like the taste.

"Why do they call it a fly trap?"
"Because the cum goes in your mouth."
by sphincter inspector 101 December 29, 2007
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venus fly trap

A venus fly trap is a plant that results in the coolest laugh ever
"this is the venus fly trap" *riyrjeay laugh"
See nerd, orange-headed kid, afro
by Christopher Marcus ;P December 28, 2005
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Manus Fly Trap

An older man who opportunistically attracts and seduces young females through good looks, a sweet smell and charm, rather than active hunting like a manther.
Bruno always was a ladies man... now that he is older he has become quite the manus fly trap (manus for short form)
by Big Daddy Banker August 12, 2010
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Vegan Fly Trap

Meat products integrated into a vegan dish that is presented as being vegan.
That smug fuck came over last year and wouldn't touch any food, so i made a vegan fly trap just for him.
by kflash April 4, 2015
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Venus Fly-trap

The act of your penis becoming caught within a dried out vagina.
"Damn she had a Venus Fly-trap, I'm glad it doesn't have teeth."
by The Mysterious Hand January 2, 2012
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Venezuelan Fly Trap

A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.

Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
"I just ordered a brand new Venezuelan Fly Trap! Those flies are fucked now!"
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
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