Pronounced: fl.oh.ve.
1. A word used to describe virtually any emotion or person and usually makes little sense to anyone except the person using the word
2. A small spore, normally green blue or purple and can glow, especially when it is dark. When a flove is released it will stay within a small area until it senses a nearby asshole. Once this occurs the flove will enter the asshole and come to rest near the end of the large intestine. At this position the flove will begin to expand rapidly until it explodes, usually tearing the victims body in two during the blast. A flove is commonly used on ones worst enemy and is a terrifying way for one to die, if someone feels the presence of a flove it is already too late and most succumb to the unrelenting terror when they realize that they will meet their end in a matter of minutes at most, this is often made worse if the flovee knows who is responsible.
1. A word used to describe virtually any emotion or person and usually makes little sense to anyone except the person using the word
2. A small spore, normally green blue or purple and can glow, especially when it is dark. When a flove is released it will stay within a small area until it senses a nearby asshole. Once this occurs the flove will enter the asshole and come to rest near the end of the large intestine. At this position the flove will begin to expand rapidly until it explodes, usually tearing the victims body in two during the blast. A flove is commonly used on ones worst enemy and is a terrifying way for one to die, if someone feels the presence of a flove it is already too late and most succumb to the unrelenting terror when they realize that they will meet their end in a matter of minutes at most, this is often made worse if the flovee knows who is responsible.
1. Person: You are such a flove!
You: What the fuck are you on about you stupid flove.
2: Joseph lay there sleeping as the flove drifted up the leg of his boxers, he was only awakened moments before his body was decimated by the blast.
You: What the fuck are you on about you stupid flove.
2: Joseph lay there sleeping as the flove drifted up the leg of his boxers, he was only awakened moments before his body was decimated by the blast.
by Smith mcJohn July 5, 2016
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1. A word used to describe virtually any emotion or person and usually makes little sense to anyone except the person using the word
2. A small spore, normally green blue or purple and can glow, especially when it is dark. When a flove is released it will stay within a small area until it senses a nearby asshole. Once this occurs the flove will enter the asshole and come to rest near the end of the large intestine. At this position the flove will begin to expand rapidly until it explodes, usually tearing the victims body in two during the blast. A flove is commonly used on ones worst enemy and is a terrifying way for one to die, if someone feels the presence of a flove it is already too late and most succumb to the unrelenting terror when they realize that they will meet their end in a matter of minutes at most, this is often made worse if the flovee knows who is responsible.
1. A word used to describe virtually any emotion or person and usually makes little sense to anyone except the person using the word
2. A small spore, normally green blue or purple and can glow, especially when it is dark. When a flove is released it will stay within a small area until it senses a nearby asshole. Once this occurs the flove will enter the asshole and come to rest near the end of the large intestine. At this position the flove will begin to expand rapidly until it explodes, usually tearing the victims body in two during the blast. A flove is commonly used on ones worst enemy and is a terrifying way for one to die, if someone feels the presence of a flove it is already too late and most succumb to the unrelenting terror when they realize that they will meet their end in a matter of minutes at most, this is often made worse if the flovee knows who is responsible.
1. Person: You are such a flove!
You: What the fuck are you on about you stupid flove.
2: Joseph lay there sleeping as the flove drifted up the leg of his boxers, he was only awakened moments before his body was decimated by the blast.
You: What the fuck are you on about you stupid flove.
2: Joseph lay there sleeping as the flove drifted up the leg of his boxers, he was only awakened moments before his body was decimated by the blast.
by Smith mcJohn July 7, 2016
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by Heisenberg25 December 11, 2021
Get the Flove mug.The act of fucking and making love at the same time. One normaly makes flove to a loved one but it tends to be very rough. Often occurs among newlyweds after a fight.
by The Flover September 20, 2010
Get the making flove mug.In the song "Big Name Button" by the Royal Teens, they sing:
"...you're a flope and you aren't in the club." (if you don't have a big name button, which was all the rage in the late 1950s.)
"...you're a flope and you aren't in the club." (if you don't have a big name button, which was all the rage in the late 1950s.)
by Ed 'Kookie' Byrnes January 13, 2010
Get the Flope mug.Flore is obviously a girl. She’s tall and her body is perfectly fine! She has straight blonde hair and ocean blue eyes. When she smiles it lights up the whole room. Her voice is like a symphony and is perfect in every way. She’s smart and very very talented. Actually the words to describe her perfection aren’t even existing so I am trying my best to describe her the way I see her. Flore is like a sunrise at the beach or the mountains with the most beautiful colours you can imagine. She’s like your favorite song which you are listening to the whole day on repeat. She’s like your favorite book and even tho you know every page the story is still beautiful. She’s like a bottle of water after a long and hot summer day. She’s the one flower in a field of flowers you would pick up to bring it to your one true love. She’s perfection. If Flore is your friend or (if you are extremely lucky) your girlfriend, you are the luckiest person on earth because even if i have never kissed her i know she’s the best kisser and lover on her own beautiful way. She’s not always easy but she deserves the deepest and purest love so please be kind to her!
Flore, you are amazing
Flore, you are amazing
„Look at this beautiful girl! I wonder who she is“
„Oh that’s Flore G., the most beautiful girl i‘ve ever seen!“
„Oh that’s Flore G., the most beautiful girl i‘ve ever seen!“
by the stranger you will recogniz November 30, 2021
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