Astronaut 1 : Damn did you hear?
Astronaut 2 : What?
Astronaut 1 : Dave's dumbass forgot to hook up he's tether so he got floated
Astronaut 2 : Really? How the hell does a guy like that even get a job up here anyways?
Astronaut 2 : What?
Astronaut 1 : Dave's dumbass forgot to hook up he's tether so he got floated
Astronaut 2 : Really? How the hell does a guy like that even get a job up here anyways?
by sinsforeal June 10, 2016


What's Floating Brotha? - Waz Floatin' Bro?
I got tingz Floatin' all over the place at the moment (Alot of things to handle/deal with).
Shits Floatin' around (a rumour is going around, or a fights about to happen)
I got tingz Floatin' all over the place at the moment (Alot of things to handle/deal with).
Shits Floatin' around (a rumour is going around, or a fights about to happen)
by WAVE~Rider April 9, 2012

When you see a bicycle propelling itself uphill (or level terrain) without the rider pedaling, it's called floating.
by Dabrown November 16, 2009

The art of acting like your being productive at work when you're really doing nothing at all.
Floating, is the term used when you see co-workers taking twice sometimes three times as long to do a daily task.
The act of floating is greatly increased on Fridays, when everyone is caught up with weekly duties and need to burn time.
Floating does not only have to be "looking productive", for example it can also be taking 20 minutes to use the bathroom, multiple trips to the drinking fountain and even excessive chain smoking.
Floating, is the term used when you see co-workers taking twice sometimes three times as long to do a daily task.
The act of floating is greatly increased on Fridays, when everyone is caught up with weekly duties and need to burn time.
Floating does not only have to be "looking productive", for example it can also be taking 20 minutes to use the bathroom, multiple trips to the drinking fountain and even excessive chain smoking.
by Munqueee April 23, 2011

by Epic510 January 12, 2009

Recurring segment on Letterman
David Letterman: What are we playing for tonight, Alan?
Alan Kalter: Dave, tonight we're playing for a brand new monkey!
Alan Kalter: Dave, tonight we're playing for a brand new monkey!
by Greg K Nicholson August 2, 2004
