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oceanic flatulation

A bullshit theory about the Bermuda Triangle that the earth farts to sink the ships. The "farts" are methane hydrates, that make the water and air surrounding less dense.
Oceanic flatulation is the cause of many sunken ships around the Bermuda Triangle area.
by Cpt. Stabbin September 19, 2006
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faturation

fat resonanting at its natural frequency or close to.
like when a fat bitch runs.

as in a porno flick when a bitch's ass is getting railed and it vibrates or "faturates"
by rangi February 20, 2004
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ENCEPHALONIC FLATULATION

simply put, a brain fart. The encephalon is your brain; a flatulation is a fart. Encephalonic is the adjectival variant of encephalon; hence,
encephalonic flatulation.
Man! I can't believe that I can't remember my middle or last name. What an encephalonic flatulation I'm having!
by weave August 10, 2003
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flatulator alligator

A person known for having extremely smelly and loud farts. Variant on "Catch you later, alligator!"
by Macavity October 31, 2003
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e-fatuation

Infatuation, but over the internet. Deep feelings or a deep liking of someone you met online; most people tell themselves they love someone, but they are really only infatuated.
Man, I'm in deep e-fatuation with this girl I met on MySpace. She's so awesome.
by Desmond Jones November 3, 2005
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intracranial flatulation

The politically correct version of the more coarse "brain-fart" - suitable for use in business settings, testifying before Senate subcommittees, public speaking engagements or other instances where "brain-fart" might prove to be offensive to sensitive parties.
"I apologize, Senator, my recollection as to how the three billion dollars was misappropriated escapes me at the moment - I'm sure it must be here somewhere - I'm clearly suffering from intracranial flatulation."
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
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flatulatology

the study of farts
My dad has an honorary degree in flatulatology.
by yy4u September 5, 2009
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