chinese fire drill

In Detroit, the act of getting out of your car at a stop light and having it be stolen before you can reach the rear bumper.

Could I borrow a Benjamin to get my car out of impound? I tried a chinese fire drill last week because I forgot I wasn't in Ann Arbor.

by Snacman November 6, 2007

Lax Bro Fire Drill

when at a red light you and your bros wearing lax pinnies get out and change the color of the pinnie. if a bro doesnt have a pinnie on he must moon the car next to him. and is mocked by his other bros. Only acception is if the bro is wearing a polo. or other Bro shit. Baseball Players cannot engage in this activity and it can only be done on mondays,tuesdays,thursdays, fridays, saturdays, and sundays. wendsdays are Broly days

that Lax Bro fire drill was totally the bees vagina bro

by alexander Flowveckin November 13, 2010

german fire drill

A German Fire Drill: Four to Six people gather in a circle in a dark concrete room wearing sweaters woven out of each others pubic hair (or darkish gray spandex, depending on how much time they had) subsequent to each consuming a large portion of syrup of ipecac. The participants in the fire drill wait until the ipecac has its effects at which point they ferociously vomit on each other, creating a shower-like fountain of ipecac-scented vomit. The sound created by the people vomiting has been sometimes described as sounding like a german fire alarm, thus giving the practice it's name. Special attention is generally taken by participants to direct a majority of the vomit on the host's genitalia, as an act of courtesy and gratitude.

WE-OOH WE-OOH WE-OOH
What is that noise Sharon?
My son and his friends are having a German Fire Drill upstairs, sorry.

by Tommyboy783928 March 15, 2008

fire drill

when someone yells, "Fire Drill!" a group of people rush out of the vehicle they are seated in and swiftly change seats all at the same time. Goal: Nobody should be in the same seat as they were previously - neighboring occupants are left as a surprise.

Michael: Fire drill!
*everybody jumps out of the car*
*everybody runs one round around the car and takes a new seat*
Success

by cassiephanda August 25, 2011

fire drill

when your girl/boy friend is sleeping, you straddle their face and wake them up screaming " THERES A FIRE, WAKE UP!"

Then when they wake up and their mouth is open, you push down on their mouth and rub up and down/back and forth.

Tonight I'm going to give my boyfriend the fire drill.

by sweet demyze October 28, 2007

Backdoor Fire Drill

The act of taking a group shower during which enough steam is produced to set off fire alarm systems, thereby luring sexy firemen who are then invited to join the group shower.

This shower is losing steam, boys. Let's get a Backdoor Fire Drill going, and get some meat in here!

by Dirty Dave and the Power Botto September 23, 2018

Irish Fire Drill

When you take 8 shots of whiskey as fast as you can, then drive home before you wrap around a tree.

Johnny lost a bet and had to run an “Irish Fire Drill,” We’ll never know if he made it.

by spookydascary September 4, 2020