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Schrodinger's Friend is a friend that is more like an enemy than a friend example: You: hey Joe how's it going?
Joe: get lost loser
You: good day to you too.
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Schrodinger's Friend
by Legobatman2139 June 19, 2021
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My friend Greg has a pet cat named Gus. This is for him.
oh that cat there is my friend greg's pet cat named Gus
by coole29_ November 8, 2021
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Friend that’s a girl

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When you don’t want to call your female Acquaintance your girlfriend.
Mom: honey, have you made any friends today?
Son: only one. She is my new friend that’s a girl!

Since the boy didn’t want to call his new friend his girlfriend, he called her his “friend that’s a girl”
by user_50067993 July 2, 2018
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When you're into someone, but you're not sure if you're just close friends or taking it slow. This is especially common among lesbians in cultures where women are expected to have intimate friendships, and among gay men in cultures where men are expected to have the more intimate friendships.
P1: So are you and Jessica going out? And don't lie to me, I saw you two making out earlier.
P2: I don't know, I mean it could have been a kiss between friends.
P1: Friends don't kiss with tongue, this is very much not a Schrodinger's Friend situation.
by Alletto February 10, 2022
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Your Dad's friend

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Someone possibly an uncle or just a friend of your father's that used the title of "your Dad's friend" as leverage to sexually molest you.
"Don't worry, I'm your Dad's friend"

Talk to your real/fake uncle

"I'm your Dad's friend, you have to listen to me"
by you gonna get raped May 27, 2009
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Schrödinger's Friend

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Someone who is simultaneously friends with everyone or many people but friends with no one.
"You ever notice how we always hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend) but never hang out with (person who is Schrödinger's friend)
by la dude July 21, 2018
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A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate
I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.
by Filbs April 7, 2008
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