ferret

Australian slang term for the male genitalia. Also used in a term describing the act of sex with a female.

1. Man my ferret is itchy!

2. Shit that shella needs a good ferret!

3. She jumped right on my ferret!

by Cridder November 20, 2006

ferret

c0rn likes ferrets AND I DO DUHHHH cuz they like the best species out there

corn: ferrets
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by ferret Iover January 29, 2021

ferret

A penis with an extraordinarily hairy shaft.

"Yo Shariz, did you suck his dick last night?"
"Nah, he whipped it out and it was a total ferret. I didn't want a hairball."

by Tommy Tickler March 19, 2014

Ferreting

The act of scratching ones own a**hole.

Dude, got an itch or are you prarie dogging? Nah, that's when somethings coming out..... I'm going in, so i'm "ferreting"!

by blah14 June 3, 2010

ferret

A nasty, viscious little stinky demon who bites and steals food right out of your hand. "Ferret musk" is the odor that is naturally expressed from its scent glands. they are illegal in some states and ought to be put into extinction.

"What the hell? That goddamn ferret just snatched my cookie, bit me and then stared at me from the corner with pure evil in his eyes and the cookie in his mouth."

by ferretophobic September 5, 2006

Ferret

A dumb fuck; can not be described in any other way - a phrase that should be universal

Harold Stephenson is sure one ferret he wanted some of that hot redneck prom sex with those eighth graders

by Yafavcatlady January 8, 2017

Ferret

Ferret, or ferretphile, is the IFunny censoring for pedophile, or pedophilia. Typically used in contexts where the word "Ferret" wouldn't actually fit. Also used in other places where heavy censorship is placed, such as Roblox.

"TSeries is ran by a ferretphile who dwates kids" (Roblox-friendly sentence)

by SuperAwesomeCody October 9, 2020