Paul Farrell

An Irish hero featured in many of the celtic legends of Derry. A firey haired, Passionate man, Paul Farrell is reputed to have once laid waste to an entire English Fort because of an insult made to his mother.

English soldier: ' Paul Farrell, your mother and all irish mothers are inferior in maternal instinct to those of mighty england'

Paul: 'because of your insults, on this night i will slay you and your kind.there will be no quater given.'

by thebryanmyster April 22, 2009

John Ferneley College

A prison complex resembling a school with a fetish for overplaying its mediocre achievements.

'Hey all, John Ferneley College is the best school in the UK.' *Checks nervously to see if the gun is still being pointed* 'Yes... b-best school in the world'

by BeanzMeenzHeinz June 10, 2021

ferrero

A sexy Italian man

That man is such a ferrero

by Tobo January 29, 2015

farrelleto

slash fan fiction, fan art or fan video about the pairing of actors Colin Farrell and Jared Leto who played the roles of friends/lovers Alexander and Hephaestion in the 2004 Oliver Stone motion picture, Alexander.

I am in love with the farrelleto ship.

by rosethorne May 31, 2007

terrestrial ferret

Where a man lays on the ground with a soft pens and allows it to erect like a plant growing. Once hard, the woman runs around uncontrollably while frequently sucking and allowing the "plant" to penetrante her.

I'm totally going to mess with my girlfriend tonight, we're going to terrestrial ferret.

by Consicle November 29, 2014

Grape Ferret

The fake taste of imitation grape flavored medicines and drinks, with a dirty fur aftertaste.

That cough medicine tastes like a grape ferret.

by Ronrants April 10, 2019

Petting the ferret

The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.

Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"

jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"

by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009