FDS

A deodorizing product derived primarily to cover the stench of a female's poorly tended genitalia. Prostitutes will commonly use it to hide the rank stench that wafts from between their thighs, and then huff it from the can when there are no trix to be had.
Jimbob: "Yo, bitch! WTF! Getcho stankin' ass in da other room an' FDS da shit out dat cooch o'yers!"
Sueann: "But Pa, I dun dat right after I screwed Billybob!"
Jimbob: "Did I ask about yer brother? I ain't puttin' my pecker near dat stank until'n ya FDS it!"
by Mojo the Rev. September 14, 2008
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FDS

fuck damn shit.
A discrete and forum-friendly way of cursing.
Originally created (in this usage) by Ninja of the "dynamic superteam" kungfumosh (Lizzeh && Ninja, best known on quizilla.com for their caption quizzes).

AH FDS, I just slammed my finger in that car door
by makemefly June 30, 2006
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fds

Term used by brazilians wich means "Foda-se!" (means "fuck you!")
- Hey dude, your shirt sucks!
- FDS!
by Shison January 31, 2008
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FDS

Female Driving Syndrome

A syndrome affecting all women around the world preventing them from being good drivers. Running into stationary objects, parking accidents, and general reckless driving are all signs of FDS. It is currently incurable.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think happened to that car over there?
Guy 2: Looks like a case of FDS....

Officer: Sir, what was the reason for the accident.
Guy: The other driver suffered from FDS...
by Shion314 July 08, 2011
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FD

Acronym of the online debate website ForDebating.com.
Did you see the new 16-man tournament on FD?
by ForDebating.com staff March 11, 2018
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fd

Internet abbreviation of 'fd'. It's usually used in the usual sense rather than the Facebook one.
He's my best fd.

He's my brest fd.
(Oh well. At least he tried his brest, er, best.)

You're not my fd any more.
by JQPublic January 24, 2012
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FDS

why dont you go eat a FDS
by Bob rob February 02, 2007
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