fatty fatty four by four

A rhyme about someone who is 4ft tall and 4ft wide who is such a fatty they'll even eat their own shit.

Fatty fatty four by four,
Couldn't fit through the bathroom door.
So they shit on the floor,
Licked it up and said, "Can I have some more?"

by Professor cum bubbler March 20, 2023

Fatty Fatty Two by Four

A particularly fat, disgusting person in reference to the schoolyard rhyme of the same name:
Fatty Fatty Two by Four
Can't get through the bathroom door
So he did it on the floor
Licked it up and asked for more

Did you see that fatty fatty two by four at KFC ordering a whole family bucket of chicken for himself?

by Wendy Wheelchair December 29, 2024

fatty mc fatty

so fat wow fatty mc watty

yeah. fatty mc fatty watty

by Ileeah February 11, 2023

fatty fatty bum bum

you are so fat you eat something in 2 bites

my freaking ate a burger in 2 bites he's a fatty fatty bum bum

by Joseph doge trsut April 8, 2025

fatty mic fattying son

this is a definition if you LOVE Osama bin Laden or Hitler and or if you call people liberals

shut up fatty mic fattying son

by IHateLadyGaga1507 September 14, 2020