failette

When you try to make an omelette but fail to keep it together, it is a failette.
Can be applied to anything ending in "ette" that you fail to pull off. See also, failet.

I made a sausage and green pepper failette—messy but delicious.

by detazer June 22, 2014

Fatlete

An athlete who is overly invested in as a child, but during their teenage years loses interest and gains a substantial amount of weight.

“Timmy’s a fatlete, he was so good at soccer.”

“Yeah I know, now he’s a fat piece of shit”

by Cliffski November 21, 2019

Fabulette

The most beautiful cat in the world,she's almost capable of shitting rainbows.
Don't EVER tell that she's ugly cause boy trust me I'LL BE KICKING YOUR ASS.

Fabulette is the god of cats and nothing else.

by Jater December 29, 2019

Fabulette

The most beautiful cat in the world, she could almost shit rainbows...
Don't EVER treat her badly because boy i swear i'll get to you and kick ur ass.

Oh my! Fabulette is absolutly stunning!!

by Jater December 30, 2019

Farteater

When you trap a fart and then stick the jar in someone's face. Then the fart goes in the person's mouth if it's open and then the person basically eats the fart.

That dude made me eat that fart. I'm a farteater!

by datboi101lol February 22, 2021

fartmetta

That one art teacher….

“Mr Fartmetta, please don’t shoot me with your laser eyes I just Missed one spot of charcoal in my piece” -Me bc I have an assignment that’s 5 years late that’s still due.

by XxSniper360xX March 7, 2023

Fartlet

A fart that doesn't make a sound. (See also, silent but deadly.)

Person #1: "Oh my God, what is that smell?"
Person #2: "That was a fartlet. They sneak up on you."

by Lionkingfanatic May 30, 2024