facemonkey

The act of having a monkey hugging your face.

You've got a facemonkey!

by Coolio ;] December 17, 2008

facemaster

The Egg Man, aka doctor roboto basically meaning you're a simonhead, look up chaud

Jeff: dude did you look at that chick?
Erica: yo she looks like a facemaster
Jeff: ...
Erica: pwn3d

by bigwilliams July 5, 2006

Faceman

A New Yorker with a heart of gold and testicles of bronze. Known for making movies and providing emotional, physical, and sometimes sensual support for the elderly and poverty-stricken Pilipino boys. Smells of waffles and occasionally hangs large phallic objects from trees. Should not be trusted.

I'm pro-abortion because of Faceman.

by Dizzle April 14, 2005

facebanked

Getting aquired by facebook

"My app got facebanked today, making me a billionaire" - app developer

by osuthorpe September 19, 2012

Faceman

One Who has an irregular face

"Hey faceman, I dont like your head or lack thereof"

by jackalope April 25, 2005

Facemace

To get someone with a Facebook account to send someone else on Facebook a message on your behalf.

I facemaced Jessica via Debbie, to tell her not to forget the chicken tonight, and that I couldn't text her because I'd lost my phone in a drunken brawl (and because I refuse to be on Facebook).

by dizzlemcnuc January 22, 2009

Faceman

One that posts at TrollKingdom, the best site ever.

Yippy! I post at TK!

by Wackster February 12, 2004