by Oo.. February 14, 2017
Get the gaming with ezekielmug. Disagrace likes to think that he’s good at everything but is shit. Rumour has it he has a small dick and normally loves playing with his Hentai toys. He finds it hard to go for girls because he’s ugly asf and many girls find it hard to comprehend how much of an asshole he is. He goes to the gym to get big in order for it to compensate he’s small penis. If you are called this I suggest you just jump of a cliff and end it you’ll be doing the world a huge favour.
Bro 1: what’s your name
Asshole: Ezekiel llanes
Bro 2: with a name like that how why didn’t your parents get an abortion.
Asshole: Ezekiel llanes
Bro 2: with a name like that how why didn’t your parents get an abortion.
by 419 Nigerian prince.com June 19, 2019
Get the Ezekiel llanesmug. Something your trainer tells you to eat because they hate you and all things tasty. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
"Hey, do we have any bread?"
"Yeah, it's in the fridge. It's really cool, it's call Ezekiel bread, and it's - "
"That is not bread. That is an abomination. Don't ever lie to me again."
"Yeah, it's in the fridge. It's really cool, it's call Ezekiel bread, and it's - "
"That is not bread. That is an abomination. Don't ever lie to me again."
by jxxp July 24, 2019
Get the ezekiel breadmug. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
by The Col. December 17, 2004
Get the Ezekiel 25:17mug. by Alli Rose June 16, 2013
Get the Ezekiel 25:17mug. a biblical passage made famous by pulp fiction even though it's terribly misquoted in that movie the actual
verse reads "I will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath. Then they will know that I am the Lord when I take vengeance on them" so like 25% of that speech bares of passing resemblance to the verse the other 75% is a bunch of random biblical sounding BS that Tarantino came up with
verse reads "I will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath. Then they will know that I am the Lord when I take vengeance on them" so like 25% of that speech bares of passing resemblance to the verse the other 75% is a bunch of random biblical sounding BS that Tarantino came up with
John: did you know Ezekiel 25 17 in Pulp Fiction is nothing like it appears in the Bible?
Roger:that makes sense it did sound way too cool for the Bible
Roger:that makes sense it did sound way too cool for the Bible
by r0w1ck January 30, 2015
Get the Ezekiel 25 17mug.