major evacuation

The push a loarge poopie from ones bumhole

Jesus I have some major evacuation to do !

by JT Rooster November 3, 2006

Intestinal Evacuation

The 24-hour period of time spent on the toilet after drinking a good hard litre of sweet prune juice

Lary: Dude, the boys dared me to drink a litre of prune juice... let's just say the intestinal evacuation that followed was not at all pretty. Cindy was stuck cleaning the toilet for the next 6 days

by Left Some Answerz February 23, 2010

Dunkirk Evacuation

This is a sexual term referring to the historic evacuation of 400,000 British soldiers from France during World War II. It is when the man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, then sucks all of it back out through her rectal area, then kisses it right back into her mouth.

I almost pulled out. But I didn't! So I had to perform a Dunkirk Evacuation to get those sperm cells out of there and into a safer territory.

by carebearseverywhere September 23, 2021

Premature Evacuation

Attempting to leave an elevator at the wrong floor because you were't paying attention to the floor indicator.

Premature Evacuation: You attempt to get off an elevator, noticing that you're on the wrong floor.

by Diodeus January 9, 2013

bowl evacuation

When something is heated in the microwave to the point that it overflows the container holding it.

Ralph: Geez man, what happened to your porridge?

Jimmy: Bowl evacuation.

Ralph: Crikey!

by The Porridge of Oz November 25, 2009

premature evacuation

When everyone leaves the stadium at half time because their team is losing so badly. Especially effective term if the losing team makes a huge come-back and wins. Can also be used to refer to leaving a party or concert early just because it doesn't meet your initial expectations then hearing the next morning that it turned out great.

The newspaper reported a substantial premature evacuation in the third quarter, which despite the Bulls' turnaround for a stunning last-minute win, was hard on the team's morale.

by GigiPDX December 29, 2014

Stealth Evacuation

The tucking, removing, or general hiding of security ID's in a place of employment that requires name badges be displayed. This act is done during extended bathroom breaks, as not to be identified under the stall partition.

Ugh, I'm hungover as hell today... Time for a stealth evacuation and a quick nap on the can.

by ~TheLuckyOne13~ June 11, 2014