Eileen

Anglicized form of Irish Eibhlín, Eilín or Aibhilín, Eileen is the name of a wonderful creature tha brings joy and prosperity to everything around her. Age, for her, is just a random number, and so is your telephone number, so don´t get your hopes too high. You might think that approaching her with " come on Eileen " is rather overplayed and lousy, so you might go with a more sublte " hey ", but it´s a trap. If thou manage tho to find and get an Eileen, wow: welldone. She is loyal and brilliant and a true procrastinator. She will sure you in good or bad mood, so don´t expect big shows from her. Diggin in is not enough, you have to dig yourself out and see what is left of you, and the put that into an Avocado seed and let it grow, because she is pure, she is an Eileen and thus deserves the existence of that Avocado. If she´s a Taurus, then she´s alligned with her truest self and her resting bitch face is at its maximum power.

Many souls have tried to express the beauty in her name: Dexy´s Midnight Runners, Keith Richards.. even Keb´Mo´.

She listens to Naive Melodies and warms your heart with a single glimpse so don´t break her heart. Never call her eileena .

Boy: Look at that pidgeon, I think it broke its leg..
Girl: You mean that pheeeujhowwnü? And yeah, sure.
Boy: Damn, why are you alway so eileen to me?
Girl: (:

Peasant 1:"Omg ich war so gemein. Ihr ist die oma gestorben und.."
Peasant 2: "Eileen oder?"

Peasant 1: "Na, nicht die"

"Eileen you are fuigeil"
"thanks"

Nobody:

Eileen: *walks away*

-Your eyebros look like Eileen´s eyebros..
-Eileen who ?

by love pimp aus Favoriten May 20, 2019

Eileene

Eileene is a very smart, kind, beautiful girl, Eileene is a type of person who knows to be serious and responsible. She knows when to be girly and tomboyish. She doesn't care what people thinks about her. She loves singing. She has an amazing voice. You're very lucky if she's your's . Hold her tight, kiss her, and don't let her go. She is that person you can open up to and tell her what's going on in your life. She's the one that when you hangout and just cuddle on the couch she'll never get bored. She may be annoying at times and may be mean but at the end of the day she's a really sweet girl. If she's your's keep her.

“Is that Eileene?”
“Yeah”
“She's really pretty, i wish i look like her"

by ilikeyou>.< June 7, 2021

eyleen

The worlds best mom! She is kind, loving, caring, and protecting. A woman who will care for you, and take care of you in your worst days of sickness, and your best days of your life. Protect you from danger and idiots who try to hurt you, or mess with you or ruin your life.

Love you mom ❤️

My moms name? Oh her name is Eyleen. She's the best!

by Foxsong Lil smol G~Fox Rose April 18, 2018

eileen cheng

shes is the most amazing friend you could ever have. shes beautiful and her smile lights up the room. when ever you're around her, you're always happy no matter what. her laugh is beautiful and her eyes twinkle like the stars in the night sky. she is the best girlfriend a guy could ask for.

Eileen cheng is the most amazing girl ever

by matsuto96 April 28, 2011

eileened

to beat to the point of submission

The constant abuse had eileened her into a corner

by Eileen Keck November 29, 2004

eileen o'donnell

a.) possibly the greatest person you will ever meet. b.) a total weirdo who constantly quotes Spongebob. c.) takes interest in foreign affairs and death cab for cutie.

a.) Awww, sweet! eileen o'donnell is coming! Let's go hang out with her!
b.) Ughhh, make her shut up about freaking episode 47.
c.) "blah blah blah africa, blah blah blah death cab"

by Roy G. Biveeee October 5, 2008

eileenism

the act of drinking too much and complaining about unfit men

That girl is heavy into eileenism

by no one May 13, 2005