ETHELBERT QUELCHER

A COMMON PRACTICE IN THE COMMUNITY OF ETHELBERT,
AN ETHELBERT QUELCHER LIKES TO SUCK THE SEMEN OUT
OF YOUNG MENS CINNAMON HOLES SHORTLY AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN BONED UP THE ASS.

SHORTLY AFTER DOING THE YOUNG MAN UP THE ASS, ROB GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND GAVE THE LAD A
ETHELBERT QUELCHER.HE JUST LOVES DRINKING PECKER

SNOT.

by CATCHER14526 December 31, 2011

to ethel

to eat small bits with one's hands after one has finished a meal; the food eaten while etheling does not count;

Leah enjoys to ethel after a meal she has heartily enjoyed.

by Leah Erlbaum May 8, 2008

ethel merman

A loud, foul-mouthed beast that resembles a butterball turkey covered in cornsilk. Its hobbies include frigging, drinking, and drunken frigging.

You Know Who must be here, Ethel Merman is feverishly frigging herself again.

by Barbara Streisdale March 12, 2003

Ethel-clause friend

Someone you hang out with because they make you feel thinner and more glamorous than you really are.

Comes from the legend that "I Love Lucy" sidekick Ethel Vance was contractually obligated to remain 20 pounds overweight.

My sister loves to call me when my life's a train wreck. I'm her Ethel-clause friend.

by Traci S. October 24, 2007

etzel

a fine ass woman...
owns a pretzel shop...
end of story...
<3

I love etzel's pretzels!

by etzelpretzellover240 November 1, 2013

Ethelyn

A good friend who's always making funny jokes, but is horny as hell and probably a lesbian.

Person 1: Dang, Ethelyn is hilarious! She's really hot. Does she have a boyfriend?
Person 2: Nope, she's a lesbian.
Person 1: Well, shit.

by whale birth December 7, 2015

ethel

a shady girl. she tends to use big coverup like being kidnapped at the age of 9, or being raped, but once you mess with her you can never go back. she probobaly has a few dead bodies buried under her childhood swingset. she watches the koolade man to get turned on.

She's such an ethel, last night she was with nick at the coffee shop and nick committed suicide this morning!

by Dick Tixkler June 25, 2017