elevator eyes

When someone looks another person up and down, giving their eyes the resemblance of elevators.

"I was standing there in this tight skirt, and this dude was totally giving me the elevator eyes."

by Teh Quirky April 18, 2006

Elevator Fate

The chance encounters in elevators that result from a series of seemingly random occurrances, such as a nice citizen holding the door for you, dropping your keys, or stopping to tie your shoe. Often these encounters are with either the one person you don't want to be in an elevator with or the one person you do want to be in the elevator with. It is the fate of elevator that brings you together.

S*sie: Elevator fate, like, made me become interested in someone for the first time.
V*ctoria: I'm going to use that as my example.

by KatVicSus February 23, 2011

Elevator Snob

A person who refuses to hold an elevator door open for other parties to enter so they can arrive on their own floor without interruption.

When you "accidentally" miss the open door button and smile to yourself knowing it's a non stop ride to your own floor. The number of elevator snobs in a given skyscraper is directly proportional to the number of floors for said building.

by JiggyMac April 1, 2010

Elevator lag

The feeling when you get off a elevator but your body still feels its in motion as if you were still in an elevator.Usually last 1-2 minutes

Friend one:I hate elevator lag..

Friend two:i really don't mind it.

by ist8FRESH September 15, 2010

elevator talk

Meaningless conversation, idle chat, pretentious senseless babble, gossip.

e.g.

Dave: " I plan on marrying this summer."
Mark: "STFU ! What did u propose on the elevator? That's elevator talk"

Jane: "What the heck is up with Travis? He's delusional lately."
Chelsea: "That's elevator talk you know you really don't speak like that Jane!"

by Anunak January 24, 2015

space elevator

This is a type of turd. It is defined as a poo that touches the surface of the toilet water whilst still connected to the person pooing. This is analogous to the theoretical space elevator, which is a counterbalance in geostationary orbit that is anchored to a point on the Earth's surface by a long cable.

Roberto: "I just did two space elevators in one sitting"
Dom: "Niiice"

by Scorlibran February 25, 2014

elevator circles

Walking awkwardly around a large elevator lobby after you press the button, because you don't know which elevator door to stand by.

At work yesterday, my boss walked by while I was doing my elevator circles, and now he thinks I'm crazy.

by daphnia_b June 15, 2009