Eggroll

An eggroll is when you are talking to someone, and the second you say goodbye and they turn around, you get a huge eyeful of NECK FAT!!!! Shaped in eggroll form. Usually found in fat black men.

Adam was telling me goodbye, and when he turned around all I could do was salivate to the thought of the delicious eggroll that was serving as eye candy to me.

If only Jamal was asian and not black, the fleshy eggroll would make a lot more sense.

by Salt shaka August 9, 2008

eggroll fever

an extremely passionate relationship, mostly comsumed by sexual and erotic bedtime fun with a person of oriental decent getting it on with a person of white decent. eggroll fever can also occur with same gender relations. for more definitions, see jungle fever.

asian: its 3 am, can we redecorate your room??
whitey: yes! lets do it!!!
asian:....do it??? ok but after we redecorate!
whitey: mmmmmmm i cant wait for eggroll fever ;)

by louisville poepwr October 24, 2008

rusty eggroll

when an asian person takes a shit on your dick

i went to the corner store to get a rusty eggroll

by im at the corner store February 5, 2009

China eggroll

When two partners have sex and the penis is shoved into a egg roll and is inserted into a vagina

I gave this girl a china eggroll

by EGGROLLS 4 DAYZ April 26, 2017

Angry eggroll

A female of Asain decent whom is put in a position of authority. While in this position she assumes several other "sexual positions" with multiple other "partners and bosses". While in this positions she gets angry at everyone who talks about her sleeping her way to the top of the buisness ladder. Don't get in her path or you will have chopsticks in your back.

That ho bag wanted to get ahead at work so she became an angry eggroll. Man that angry eggroll is shiting on me hard. Damn that bamboo hurts when it's stuck into my back.

by Joshisamanslutfreeloader May 21, 2008

baltimore eggroll

to turn a shit covered condom inside out, fill it with the build of semen(smegma) tie a knot in the condom then microwave and serve as desired.

guy 1: what do you got to eat in the fridge?

guy2: if your really hungry i got some leftover baltimore eggroll from last night, its all yours.

guy 1:fuck you thats not an eggroll thats a condom full of shit and cum!, screw you!

by pleasureboy1000 April 24, 2010

butter my eggroll

An idiom that means making someone happy or to have pleasure.
This is derived from a Vine.

Mary is so nice! She always butters my eggroll!
Can you do me a favor? It would butter my eggroll!

by BadHeckingBobba March 12, 2018