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eggplant juice

another word for skeet, cum, and or penis milk. Say a guy is beating off his dick, sooner or later his eggplant juice will shoot out. It's basically sum sum i made up so whenever i'm talking about cum,it isn't obvious especially to peers.
a girl group:"tell us some details about what happened last night, with josh ."
Macy:" i was giving him a bj, and he jizzed his eggplant juice."
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Eggplant Witch

standing no taller than five foot one, she is an iconic history teacher at Rockport High School that roa.s the halls resembling a creature with the body of an eggplant and the head of a witch
Jonah: You see Mrs Herman today?

Sean: Dude she's a fuckin Eggplant Witch
by peskatarian February 18, 2019
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cajun eggplant

An act of sexual congress in which one member, having covered his or her hand in Cajun blackening spices (eg, paprika and cayenne powder), fists the other member in the anus.
Jenny gently rubbed the seasoning over her hand, and with a sly smile, proceeded to give her boyfriend the Cajun eggplant over and over.
by The Cajun Assbandit March 5, 2015
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Devil's Eggplant

That is a mighty nice devil's eggplant you have there!
by TheSlangMaker April 14, 2017
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eggplanting

BDS&M term regarding the insertion of a finger or other object up a man's pee hole and jerks him off until he orgasms "internally."
Thank you for eggplanting me with such amazing precision and skill, Mistress Jenna!
by Buck Dagby September 29, 2008
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Eggplant

To Eggplant:

1. To bust on a girl's face.

2. To ejaculate on an unwilling female's facial region.

(Best done anonymous while wearing a cape, of course)
Guy: Yo, I tied her down, and eggplanted all over her face.

Guy 2: Shit, bro, you wear the cape?

Guy: Hell yeah, Guy 2, like a fucking fiend.
by I am XANDERALE April 19, 2009
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Eggplant

A male's symbol is an eggplant.
by JustARandomUser August 12, 2020
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