Ecolostic

An excuse for any conflict

I can’t do my homework because I am ecolostic

by Ecolostic May 17, 2019

Ecosia

A Search engine that turns your searches of cats to a tree the 45th time.

Dude 1: Hey Bro try this search engine called Ecosia
Dude 2: I tried! It’s great!

by Qpwoeieurythdbsjksaodxnshcvhjd February 12, 2021

Ecosia

Search engine for the real G's

Sam: "Yesterday i looked for the average penis size on Ecosia"
Arno: "Damn son, you a real G"
Mo: "Sam's weiner is huge"

by saschi09 March 28, 2022

Lunar Eclipse

When your butt (or Moon) is in shadow.
It can only happen during a full moon (in which you bend over and expose your buttocks).

Ben: Did you see the lunar eclipse last night?
Gregory: It was crazy.
Ben: My friend bent over to get something but was in shadow because her room was dark.
Gregory: That’s a good thing because she was naked alright.
Ben: I know right?
Gregory: Yeah.

by gregben February 6, 2022

Veiny Eclipse

Similar to teabagging but each ball is placed over your partners eye balls.

"I was gazing at the sun when my husband sat on my face, putting his balls over my eyes. It was like a veiny eclipse."

by Teletran77 April 8, 2010

Penis Eclipse

What a Ho sees right before she gets dick slapped in tha face.

Last night Shaniqua got on my nerves so I showed her da penis eclipse! Cuz mah dick so big it block out da sun!

by C.T.HO June 14, 2011

Testicular Eclipse

While teabagging someone (putting your testicles over their eyes) you then shine a flashlight over your testicles giving your victim and IMAX-esque view of your testes and testicular veins. Made popular by eager high school students trying to find the vas deferens.

Also a cure for stuttering emo kids.

Matt and Dave walked in on Tom giving Chrissy a testicular eclipse. Shock therapy ensued.

Emo Danielle was given a testicular eclipse by peepants to cure her stuttering. Noone understands her angst.

by Davecolarusso January 28, 2008