Moses 😨 "Oh man..."
Woman 😠"My baby! MY BABY!"
Moses "Oh jeez..."
Pharoah 😰 "How could this have happened?"
Moses "Pharoah I... I'm sorry I... I need those those slaves..."
Pharoah 😔 "Fine... Take them..."
Moses "Oo... Yeah... And I need some cows..."
Pharoah "HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN ENOUGH!?"
Moses "Yeah, I... He was pretty adamant about the cows..."
Pharoah "Fine... Just leave..."
Moses "Yeah... I'm gonna grab my magic stick-snake I don't know if that's import-"
Pharoah "GET OUT!"
Moses *Grabs snake and scurries off*
Exodus IV
Woman 😠"My baby! MY BABY!"
Moses "Oh jeez..."
Pharoah 😰 "How could this have happened?"
Moses "Pharoah I... I'm sorry I... I need those those slaves..."
Pharoah 😔 "Fine... Take them..."
Moses "Oo... Yeah... And I need some cows..."
Pharoah "HAVEN'T YOU TAKEN ENOUGH!?"
Moses "Yeah, I... He was pretty adamant about the cows..."
Pharoah "Fine... Just leave..."
Moses "Yeah... I'm gonna grab my magic stick-snake I don't know if that's import-"
Pharoah "GET OUT!"
Moses *Grabs snake and scurries off*
Exodus IV
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023
Get the Exodus IVmug. A moment when someone breaks free from the loop of repeating mistakes, toxic patterns, or past traumas by confronting their core truth—like stepping beyond their own "event horizon."
Inspired by: The novel Quantum Exodus – Breaking the Loop, where time fractures and the protagonist escapes a recursive reality by embracing the unknown.
Inspired by: The novel Quantum Exodus – Breaking the Loop, where time fractures and the protagonist escapes a recursive reality by embracing the unknown.
by kaainaath March 23, 2025
Get the Quantum Exodusmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
Get the Exodus, exoUdus, exoduSmug. by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 16, 2022
Get the Exodus Wagonmug. When a significant portion of the population leaves major cities and relocates to the suburbs or rural areas, this occurs or is done before the customary or appropriate time.
by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023
Get the premature exodusmug. Yeah, no I'm gonna do an exodus one.
God "Hey! Hi! Moses!"
Moses "Um... Yes? Can I help you?"
God "Yeah, actually. I need you do to me favor."
Moses "Who... Exactly are you?"
God "Oh! Oh, right. Yeah, I'm the guy. I made all the stuff. What are you calling me nowadays? Elohim? Ha! I'm asking but... Well... You know."
Moses "OH! Oh! That- I... Yes! Yes, what can I do for you, lord? Anything!"
God "Yeah, hey, go tell Pharoah to give me all the Jew-slaves... Make him give me the Jew-slaves.... And those cows. I want the cows too."
Moses 😨 "Wh... What? How? I can't..."
God "No... You can. Tell him to give me the slaves or I'm going to kill all of his kids. Or wait, no! I'm going to kill all of the kids not just his- NO WAIT! Even better! The first born sons of every man and woman in Egypt! THAT'S who I'm going to kill. All the first born sons."
Moses 😱 "I can't tell him that! He's going to kill me! Why would he even believe me!? Why can't YOU just tell him!?"
God "Hey! Hi! Moses!"
Moses "Um... Yes? Can I help you?"
God "Yeah, actually. I need you do to me favor."
Moses "Who... Exactly are you?"
God "Oh! Oh, right. Yeah, I'm the guy. I made all the stuff. What are you calling me nowadays? Elohim? Ha! I'm asking but... Well... You know."
Moses "OH! Oh! That- I... Yes! Yes, what can I do for you, lord? Anything!"
God "Yeah, hey, go tell Pharoah to give me all the Jew-slaves... Make him give me the Jew-slaves.... And those cows. I want the cows too."
Moses 😨 "Wh... What? How? I can't..."
God "No... You can. Tell him to give me the slaves or I'm going to kill all of his kids. Or wait, no! I'm going to kill all of the kids not just his- NO WAIT! Even better! The first born sons of every man and woman in Egypt! THAT'S who I'm going to kill. All the first born sons."
Moses 😱 "I can't tell him that! He's going to kill me! Why would he even believe me!? Why can't YOU just tell him!?"
God "No... No, I don't really feel like it. I want you to do it... So... You're doing it. Hey, and tell him about the frogs. But no, you're fine. Go tell him the thing. Here- Go, take this magic stick."
*Hands Moses stick*
Moses "Um... Frogs?"
God "He's not going to want to do it so I'm gonna make it rain frogs.... And crickets... And I'm going to turn all the water into blood... And, like, 7 other things... Gonna do a bunch of stuff..."
Moses 😨
God "..... Oh, damn it. Is the times broken? Did I... Hold on a second- Er... Heheheh... Nevermind. Hmm... No... The times is on.... Huh... So... You're just standing there I don't understand what's happening right now."
Moses 😨
God "Okay... Go do the thing. I don't think I could have been any more clear about this. Times is on so why-uh... Are you not doing the thing?"
Moses 😨 *Walks off*
God 😮 💨 "I gotta get a better handle on this 'times' thing man... Is it moving? Is it not? I can't tell the fucking difference... 😮 💨 Yep... Yepyepyep... HEY! DON'T FORGET THE COWS!"
EXODUS
*Hands Moses stick*
Moses "Um... Frogs?"
God "He's not going to want to do it so I'm gonna make it rain frogs.... And crickets... And I'm going to turn all the water into blood... And, like, 7 other things... Gonna do a bunch of stuff..."
Moses 😨
God "..... Oh, damn it. Is the times broken? Did I... Hold on a second- Er... Heheheh... Nevermind. Hmm... No... The times is on.... Huh... So... You're just standing there I don't understand what's happening right now."
Moses 😨
God "Okay... Go do the thing. I don't think I could have been any more clear about this. Times is on so why-uh... Are you not doing the thing?"
Moses 😨 *Walks off*
God 😮 💨 "I gotta get a better handle on this 'times' thing man... Is it moving? Is it not? I can't tell the fucking difference... 😮 💨 Yep... Yepyepyep... HEY! DON'T FORGET THE COWS!"
EXODUS
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023
Get the Exodusmug. When, rather than watching pornography or having sex, you spend that time to spreading stochastic terrorism and misinformation to journalists in order to further your religious beliefs.
by Sootyjared June 16, 2022
Get the An Exodus Crymug.