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Shit-Pipe Elves

Some little elves that work in the depth of the bowels that use ancient Aztec methods of working your shit out, like using logs to slide it along.
My Shit-Pipe Elves are working hard today, I've had 4 shits and its only noon!
by bumflute July 25, 2011
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Happy Little Elves

First seen on the Simpsons a ways back, the Happy Little Elves now reside in the hearts of little kids and dreamers. If you don't believe you can do something, just think of the Happy Little Elves and you will believe.
My team sucked, we won one game but then just like the Happy Little Elves, we came back and destroyed our opponents and conquered the universe. We are all heroes!
by Richie Hero March 5, 2013
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Emilie the Elv in kosovo

Emilie is an elv in kosovo. is a albanian narrator, she likes to write about albanian history. She has started to write a book about her backround as a refugee from kosovo. her entire family is killed by the serbs! she hates them with all of her heart. therefore she is writing a book about how to take revenge. She is a nice enemy to the serbs and decides to only write a book so others can have the idea.
we have to fear Emilie the Elv in kosovo
Emilie the Elv in kosovo is on her way to albanian mafia
Emilie the Elv in kososvo woke up one day and was half albanian, half swedish, half norwegian and half marrocan.
by Yes man no man January 26, 2021
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Vart Jarring Elves

An organism that lives on liquified varts by jarring them and drinking them. These creatures are invisible and extremely small. I like them with ketchup and mayonnaise. This is often used as an insult.
I ate a Vart Jarring Elves and it was delicious, though it smelled like crusty vagina.
by Tammy McShammerson May 1, 2010
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Those Who Hunt Elves

A popular anime that takes place in a world of magic. In order to return home to Earth, the 3 hapless heroes - Junpei the martial artist, Ritsuko the gun-packing tomboy, and Airis the famous actress - along with a tank and an elf high priestess travel around the world looking for fragments of a spell that were placed on 5 random elven females. It falls upon them to strip every last female elf in the land to be able to return home!
Elven Females: "EEEK! It's those who hunt elves!"
Junpei: "Forgive me for stripping you!"
*Strips the lot of em*
by Pickleton July 31, 2006
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Elving

Elving is a great guy. He is polite, kind and very caring. He will make you laugh until you pee on your pants. It's great to talk to him about your problems and anything else in life. He has great hair that flows in the wind and a powerful smile that conquers everyone (even men). If you make him angry, he will hide like a turtle.

He is very easy to talk to and is excellent at video games. He will eat all your food and maybe your mom too. Be careful, he may want to steal your babies and raise them as his own because he doesn't want to wait 9 months to have a child. He loves dogs.

Elving is a stylish guy. He has good smells. He gives good advice. And he gives big hugs too.

If you are mean to his friends, he will get you back. He loves jokes. He likes to be with people to joke badly with others, but in the end he is very funny. When he falls in love, he gives everything for the love of his life, and loves that person to the end.

Be his friend or you will regret it!
Elving likes to have pets
Elving loves to eat
How Elving loves to fall in love with me
by Elving November 24, 2021
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