A feared enemy of the Aubotots and the Deceptinocs. They transform words into the secret language of dyslexia.
by auth00r June 20, 2006
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oh, shit! you were being sarcastic?! i'm emotionally dyslexic so i missed it completely.
dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!
dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!
by geek.neo January 16, 2011
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The cause of frequent misspellings during late night Facebook chats. It only occurs at night and thus is induced by the moon.
Person 1: "Ugh i hvanet eevn srtarted the egnlish paepr."
Person 2: "Dude..."
Person 1: "Oh sorry, I have moon-induced dyslexia"
Person 2: "Dude..."
Person 1: "Oh sorry, I have moon-induced dyslexia"
by heythuritscait April 4, 2011
Get the Moon-Induced Dyslexia mug.The sudden, short-lived inability of a person with good typing skills to spell anything correctly when typing.
by Llamahunter September 17, 2011
Get the Temporary Dyslexia mug.Alarm Clock Dyslexia is when one often fails to notice that the AM/PM settings are incorrect when they set their alarm. (this excludes the difference between noon and midnight, cause that is just downright confusing)
This syndrome is known to cause tardiness in the morning, however, few people know the syndrome even exists, and thus, people who do have the syndrome are often mislabeled as morons or nincompoops.
This syndrome is known to cause tardiness in the morning, however, few people know the syndrome even exists, and thus, people who do have the syndrome are often mislabeled as morons or nincompoops.
"I am a sufferer of alarm clock dyslexia, I was supposed to wake up at 6 this morning, but it turns out I set my alarm for 6 at night. When I explained my condition to my boss, he obviously had never heard of it... he asked me if i wore a helmet to bed, then told me to go sit in the corner and think about what i just said."
by 132299 April 16, 2009
Get the Alarm Clock Dyslexia mug.Someone who doesn’t know the appropriate positions at appropriate times, or someone that has no fucking idea how to cuddle.
by iwasinurbedlastnight June 12, 2019
Get the dyslexic cuddler mug.Dyslexia is a neurological condition, whereby afflicted persons process all information with, what is often termed as, the right side of the brain. As a result, most dyslexics have significant difficulties processing words or numbers, as well as superior conceptual and spatial abilities. When coupled with above-average intelligence and work ethic, dyslexia often results in genius. Philosophers (e.g. Bacon) and scientists (e.g. Einstein), and substantial numbers of artists (40% of some art schools) are generally thought to of had this condition. Unfortunately, modern dyslexics face significant disadvantages with learning and testing formats (particularly standardized tests like the SAT), leading to incorrect assessments of their ability. While dyslexics can technically receive benefits (e.g. extra time on exams), formal testing costs (which often total thousands of dollars and are rarely covered by insurance) preclude almost all impoverished dyslexics from getting them, despite overwhelming evidence that impoverished populations face a Dyslexia epidemic. At the same time, wealthy populations are significantly over-diagnosed with dyslexia.
Poor Dyslexic: I definitely have dislexia, but I can't afford the tests required for extra-time on exams, so i guess I'll just have to go to community college...
Rich "Dyslexic": You mean Dyslexia.* I had unlimited time on the SATs and got perfect math, verbal, AND writing scores! Stanford here I come!
Rich "Dyslexic": You mean Dyslexia.* I had unlimited time on the SATs and got perfect math, verbal, AND writing scores! Stanford here I come!
by avidreeder January 6, 2010
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