Dwarf Jesus

A would-be saviour who is incapable of fixing his own problems, but insists on saving you from yours. Salvation, in this case, involves crucifixion of the focus of Dwarf Jesus' attention, since Dwarf Jesus is too short to crucify himself.

Dwarf Jesus occasionally is correct, but this is a statistical anomaly, and should not be trusted.

Verily did Dwarf Jesus say then, "Father, Father! Why hath thou touchest mine naughty bits?"

by Wodn May 4, 2009

dwarf clambake

A gangbang involing 7 or more dwarves and a regular sized pornstar.

Because of her aversion to little people Jenna Jameson was paid an extra $2 million to perform a "dwarf clambake" in the movie A Midsummer Night's Ream

by Dwaf Boy October 21, 2008

Dwarf Toss

A short distance.

Similar to "A Stones throw"

She lives a Dwarf Toss away.

OR

"I gave her the beef slider and went to the pub which was a dwaf toss from her place"

inspiration
"I do the dirty with her and just toss her back"
- DBS

by Remote44 June 20, 2011

dwarf paladin

terribad class and race combination
the bane of all life's existence

"I am a dwarf paladin...
short and stout....
here is my hammer and here is my mount...
when I get attacked I scream and shout...
up pops my bubble and I hearthstone out."

by John Lockingsst August 3, 2009

dwarf throwing

to compete to throw a dwarf the farthest. some tried to get this "sport" banned

"stop mucking about with that gnome Alec and get stuck in with your dwarf throwing"

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

Dwarf Dump

1. verb. To shit on a dwarf (aka little person), usually as a sexual act (similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only with a little person).
2. noun. A tiny circular turd left behind by a dwarf (little person), rumored in some cultures to possess magical powers.

1. The midgets were offended when he asked if they'd participate in a dwarf dump orgy.
2. Johnny found a dwarf dump in the backyard this morning, it must be his lucky day.

by malwarejake May 31, 2017

Dwarf Touch

To touch a dwarf..err, to touch a little person, in order to satisfy the fetichist in you. The touch can be a blatant open handed stroke or a stealthy scrub. Any part of a dward, oops, any part of a little person counts, but there are bonus points if you score a head touch.

Finally did my dwarf touch this morning.

by Eric3_4_69 February 4, 2010