Filthy Dutchman

A hot, bloody shit turd on a plate covered in semen

"This food tastes like shit, I may as well have asked for a Filthy Dutchman" or "I served up a nice hot Filthy Dutchman on their doorstep"

by Iamtheliquor December 28, 2014

screaming dutchman

A sexual act in which a small object is shoved into the opening of the male's genitals as he ejaculates. Plugging the leak! This will typically cause a man to scream uncontrollably.

My friend had a woman screaming Dutchman him one time with the tip of a glue bottle.

by R3DTW1N April 18, 2014

Lost Dutchman

When you combine a Stranger with a Dutch Rudder. Or when both parties deny the passage of blood and ultimately loose feeling in their primary limbs, followed by the act of a double dutch rudder.

Brian and Greg were board and decided to give each other a Lost Dutchman

by organized anarchy March 15, 2015

Dutchman's Coffee

The dopest term for marijuana.

the term was coined from the fact that pot is sold at coffee shops in holland.

"Dude, let's go drink some dutchman's coffee and get fuckin ripped"

by Sunday Chillz January 12, 2009

Flying Dutchman

When recieving oral sex from a woman, just prior to climax, scream out in a high pitched voice "Here comes the flying dutchman!". This is the ultimate example of Brunsky-esque sexual tomfoolery.

I had no respect for X. She gave me head, and I gave her a good old-fashioned flying dutchman.

by Tim Hirsch September 25, 2005

Flying Dutchman

where your having sex with a girl standing up, and you do a cartwheel.

man 1: My girl taught me how to do a flying dutchman!
man 2: Hows your penis doing?
man 1: still broken.

by Robrobrockstar February 12, 2006

Rolling Dutchman

A fast-moving ghostly train found late at night on Wenz Rd. in Toledo, Ohio.

We were late to the party because we got stopped by the Rolling Dutchman.

by Cara!!! and Rob August 27, 2008