a dutch oven

To silently fart under the duvet, jump out of bed, run around to your partner and push your buttocks to their face as if going to fart. Your partner will, out of instinct, dive under the duvet straight into the ambush of whiff. A perfect dutch oven.

The missus has PMS, I'll reward her later with a dutch oven.

by Poleyhants January 31, 2007

Dutch Oven

when you are laying in bed with a "significant other" and you fart then hold her head under the blanket

girl: what did you get me for valentines day
guy: hold on...wait a minute...i got something....DUTCH OVEN!!!!

by hooplah February 19, 2004

Dutch Oven

Covering a person with a blanket, and then farting under the blanket, making sure the fart remains trapped in the blanket bio-sphere. The desired effect is that your dutch oven occupant will have no choice but to inhale the noxious fumes.

Scotty was being such a douche, Nick and I had little recourse but to give him a dutch oven.

by Murph13 November 30, 2007

Dutch Oven

While in bed and under the covers with your significant other (or anyone else for that matter i guess...) let out a fart from deep within your colon. Next, rap the poor girl/guy up so they can't escape, forcing them to huff your ass gas. The more they struggle the better, as they will end up taking deeper breaths.

Techniques of the Dutch Oven may vary depending on the region your from.

The "Nightmare Surprise", indigiounous to the Helsinky tribesmen, is performed while their wives were sound asleep. This invokes the sublimal belief that they are being barraged with mustard gas in their dreams.

The "Bolivian Bat-Mitzmah" is one which you have your friend sneak into the room to fasten the covers, then you and countless numbers of your buddies bestow your "gifts" under the covers, officially marking her transition into grown womanhood...

by Yacht-Master November 01, 2006

Dutch Oven

to fart under covers and then pull the covers over your or someone elses head

chris fainted when i gave him a dutch oven

by Dude Dan January 16, 2003

Dutch oven

Dutch oven is when you fart under the covers and the smell seeps out to your nose as soon as you lift the covers up. Because the smell is concentrated by the time it gets to you, it's ten times worse (or better, up to you) than it normally would be.

I farted under the covers. This is also known as the act of (or creating a) Dutch oven.

by bluthuf November 28, 2013

Dutch Oven

The act of releasing a disgusting, rank fart underneath the covers while forcing your partner to ingest the nauseating fumes often times causing them to throw up and/or lose conciousness, while your head above the covers is safe from the stench.

While Tina and I were in bed last night, I was in a joking mood and decided to dutch oven her. At first she was very upset but then she began to vomit violently because of the nasty fumes.

by 101882 January 01, 2009