A Danish sexual maneuver predicated on speed and a lack of eye contact. The maneuver works best when implementing the use of low grade lunch meat and a sex worker who has recently lost a parent or a maternal/paternal figure.
Dude I can't afford a Dunche. For one, I don't have any bologna, also I am pretty sure it also costs extra.
by Dunche April 26, 2010
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Get the Dunch mug.by tmc12345 January 15, 2011
Get the Dunch mug.Much like Brunch, its the occasion of eating a meal between Lunch and Dinner. Can be used interchangeably with Linner, though with "Dunch" sounding a lot like "Brunch", it sounds a lot better than Linner, IMO.
by JSSRocket June 19, 2020
Get the Dunch mug.A Dunch. The late night shit you take that's a cross breed between your lunch and dinner. This bowel movement usually occurs around 12:00 to 2:00 AM and usually results in massive clogging of household restroom facilities.
-Hey Breh I took a huge Dunch last night.
Guy1: Hey Breh....hey wake up
Guy2: what..what the fuck do you want
Guy1: wheres your plunger?
Guy2: What? Why?
Guy1: I just took a hella big Dunch man its not looking to good in there.
Guy1: Hey Breh....hey wake up
Guy2: what..what the fuck do you want
Guy1: wheres your plunger?
Guy2: What? Why?
Guy1: I just took a hella big Dunch man its not looking to good in there.
by CanabusRex and Awkward Pocket April 27, 2009
Get the Dunch mug.To be a complete idiot or retard. It is a funnier way to say douche or douche bag.
(see dunch-bag or dunchery)
(see dunch-bag or dunchery)
bob- hey whats up guys wanna hang out?
hank- hell no your to much of a dunch.
peter- yeah go be a dunch-bag some where else.
hank- hell no your to much of a dunch.
peter- yeah go be a dunch-bag some where else.
by Kitten Biscuits November 25, 2009
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