drunklexia

the inability to write, for example type a text message, when drunk

i spelt your name right despite my drunklexia

by wqetuo November 21, 2009

drunkle

The uncle (or uncle-type figure) in the family who is drunk at every family function.

Don't give drunkle his keys back he's not safe to drive.

by greenfeen February 7, 2009

drunkle

Everyone has a fun, crazy, and/or favorite uncle in their family... that just always happens to be drinking. This is a drunkle.

Dude, my drunkle was over visiting last night. He's so cool; he snuck me a few drinks!

by kendel July 18, 2012

drunckle

A drunk uncle. IE, every uncle.

My drunckle refuses to go to AA meetings because he's a fat, drunk bastard that happens to be related to my mother.

by Juneau January 23, 2008

Duncle

The uncle who marries your recently widowed mother and asks you to call him dad

"We pray you, throw to earth/ This unprevailing woe, and think of us as of a Duncle"
"Yeah RIP your dad and all, but you should man up and accept your Duncle"

by APIV November 2, 2018

Drunkleberry Fin

The story about two drunken Fin's named Miko & Rocker Jaytinen who drift down a river on a raft with cases of vodka. There is no plot, they have stupid mullets, where cowboy boots and get drunk.

Hey look its the two drunken Fin's from the story, Drunkleberry Fin. Why is Rocker Jaytinen hopping that fence when there is a gate.

by Pee and Cheese July 18, 2006

Duncle

If your dad leaves your mom and marries her sister he becomes your Duncle. Dad+uncle=Duncle.

That poor hillbilly kid's Duncle never shows up for parent-teacher conferences.

by Doc H. November 8, 2018