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nig drums 

Playing the drums using chicken bones and empty paper buckets used to sell fried chicken in.
Man, Dwayne was rockin the nig drums so hard the drum stick went right through the bottom of the kfc bucket!
nig drums by Dwayne316 June 29, 2008

Doodle Drums 

There was once a saint said to be able to split seas simply by gazing at them. his hair was said to be like the most beautiful waterfall. His face was often described as if a unicorn made love to Jesus under a triple rainbow floating on top of a cloud in the Mediterranean. For he was the chosen one, he was DOOOOODDDLLLEEE DDDDRRRRUUMMMMSSS
1. Dude you are so doodle drums like

2. Doodle drums looked at me on the weekend and i tripled

3. Doodle drums talked to me the other day now you must refer to me as Superman

Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums

An epic song by the band A Perfect Circle, also the lyrics to another song by them called Pet. It fucking rules.
Person 1: Whacha listening to?

Person 2: Counting Bodies Like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums!

Person 1: ...

Person 2: (They just don't understand.)

Fuck Drums

To play air drums with your middle fingers. Usually to the beat of a song that is currently playing.
Adam played his fuck drums to distract Corey during a classic match of beer-pong.
Fuck Drums by thepalace July 7, 2010

Pearl Drums 

The best reason to play drums.
Yo man, I play Pearl Drums...everything else is shit!
Pearl Drums by Pearl Drummer November 14, 2005

Flats or drums 

refers to the woman’s body flats meaning no/ little butt or boobs and drums meaning a lot/ big butts and boobs
guy 1: yeo matt what do you prefer flats or drums?
guy 2: mhm, i like to grasp those drums all night.