beggar's dozen

A beggar's dozen is one short of a dozen and two shy of a bakers dozen.
The number 11 (eleven).

That jive talking cat short changed me. I asked and asked all week and he finally agreed to give up a dozen of them things but he only gave me eleven. When I asked him about it he said, "Well that right there is a beggar's dozen my boy. Beggars can't be choosers, don't ya know."

by bjinfo November 8, 2007

Moron's dozen

Nine. The short alternative to the baker's dozen.

I broke three of my eggs and ended up with a moron's dozen!

We went to the donut shop, but only had enough money for a moron's dozen.

by kloiterra August 9, 2010

dime a dozen

adj: something so common that its value is little or nothing.

Rappers like Ja Rule, Chingy, and Benzino are a dime a dozen.

by Don Jonesini January 2, 2004

Balloonist dozen

18

Jill fucked a balloonist dozen worth of men in one night. 18 cocks penetrated her holes.

by Jill Weiss October 23, 2012

niggers dozen

Ten instead of twelve, because: A nigger stole two, a nigger can't count, or a nigger is too lazy.

Dierks: How many tins of grizz do you have left?

Dierks2: One shy of a niggers dozen-

Dierks: 9 isn't nearly enough...

by Dirty cunts McGoo February 1, 2010

Wired dozen

18. Invented by Wired 96.5 Philadelphia, who play at least eighteen songs in a row without commercials, AKA a "Wired dozen"

I drank a Wired dozen BooKoos over the course of the month.

by Hand Hanzo March 1, 2005

dealer's dozen

eleven

bitch was sheisty; paid for twelve and got a dealer's dozen.

by onirebmit October 23, 2012