doi

Derivative of Chinese, doi or doiya. As used in Chinese, doi doi doi. Meaning 'of course, of course, of course.' Translates into English useage as 'Yes, of course,...that's stupid that you didn't know, or that I didn't know it.'

Doi, am I stupid.

by JTH June 21, 2004

Doi

An exclamation used when someone you are talking to is/ has said/ done something stupid or pathetic, esp. West of Scotland/Glasgow

Girl 1: "Oh my god the Barbie song is amazing!"
Girl 2: "Doi!"

by laul at starkid October 26, 2008

Doi

The expression of ones confusion towards another, or towards a confusing situation.

He just called my mom a hoe , doi ?
My mom took my juul away, doi?
My dad just ripped the bong, doi?

by Auxcordgod October 3, 2018

DOI

Driving Or Intoxicated. You may be one of these things, but you should never be both.

Guy1: Where's Wayne?
Guy2: Huh I dunno... he's probably DOI right now. Want me to ring him up for ya?

by mateo315(BAZINGA) January 1, 2012

Doi

Referring to anything negatively or describing a fellow human, like replacing the words; 'bad' 'discusting' 'sh*t' or 'annoying' ...ect...

'Her new haircut is doi man'
'That party was so doi i left well early'
'She smells like she scrubs doi on her body! its discusting'

by BBQfun August 23, 2011

Doi

An Asian with a big heart and a small penis, also refereed to as sargent slits (because of his eyes) a great friend who is never at a loss for words, always looking for the next big thing to try and shoot himself up the food chain of life... likes to prey on the younger females as he has a better chance with someone who doesn't know any better, creepiness aside all in all a great friend, super smart, and a diehard at anything he does...

Dude 1: look at her with him, he has to be at least 4 grades above her
Dude 2: that dudes a Doi

by da_ginger2 August 9, 2009

Doi

When someone states something extremely obvious and/or does something extremely stupid, the crowd around said person then exclaims the word "DOI!" to alert said person of the foolish statement or action.

Pronounced like "soy", except with a D.

*while walking home at night*

Doi offender: Hey, it's so dark outside, i can see your anus!

me: ...Why did you put a pause between your and anus?

me and Friend: DOI!

by teh burninator 9000 July 10, 2009